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MerryFistmas
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Profile Headline:
Sarcasmic its not just a name its a lifestyle choice
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About Me
Username:
MerryFistmas
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
235 pounds
Height:
79 inches
Age:
48
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
job
School:
Bachelors Degree in uselessness
Favorite Food:
lasagna and bbq
Pets:
none
Automobile:
toyota Camry
Tags:
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
to make people smile and be a positive impact on their lives.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my ps5 and switch, laptop, cell phone, sarcasm, food/drink
Favorite Books:
Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, Terminal Man, Of Mice and Men, Unholy Night, The Great Gatsby
What I Like To Do For Fun:
concerts, movies, pool, video games, walks, laughing, smiling, and staying active
Favorite Songs:
Billy Joel, Green Day, The Offspring, Bree Sharp, Metallica, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Poe, Fiona Apple, Shannon Curfman, Weezer, The Beatles, Frank Turner, system of a down, the deftones, and a whole lot more
Favorite Movies:
Happiness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, God Bless America, With Honors, the Princess Bride, Space Balls, and many more
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
craziest thing i have ever done was love someone
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Hawaii
Hobbies:
writing poetry, playing video games,sarcasm
Talents:
writing, reading people, listening, being an Empath, making people smile and did i mention sarcasm.
Perfect Mate:
she would just have to know that in her imperfections is where i find her to be perfect, cause perfection is in the eye of the beholder.
Perfect Date:
its just a date i never want to end
Turn Ons/Offs:
Offs rudeness,drunk most of the time, stupidity, bad attitude
Ons great personality, laughter, sarcasm, intelligence, kind soul, and a great ass doesnt hurt either lol
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i am the smile giver and also really funny
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