Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Reproduce.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, water, food, blood and paper clips.
Favorite Books:
Books on tape.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
You see it.
Favorite Movies:
Porn and Police Academy.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I turned myself into a newt once. I got better.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Well, itd be hard to type this from somewhere else. So I guess, Pluto.
Hobbies:
Dying my pubes.
Talents:
Plucking my pubes.
Perfect Mate:
Silent. Cooks. Cleans. Deepthroats.
Perfect Date:
Today.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Switches.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
To forget me later.