MikeHearts
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Profile Headline:
I'm still depressed that Michael Jackson is dead.
Last Login:
5 years ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
MikeHearts
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Asian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
150 pounds
Height:
67 inches
Age:
39
City:
Not Yours
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Ninja
School:
I dropped out to be like Kanye!
Favorite Food:
anything thats meant to be food
Pets:
Pet rock.
Automobile:
my legs... sometimes a bicycle
About Me:
Do you really have nothing better to do than to read this profile?
Tags:
assgobbler, part time douchebag, full time bum herder, wannabe 1337, wannabe baller, penis, arms, larms
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To trek across Mordor and climb Mt Doom to destroy the Ring of Power.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, shelter. Duh! Thats right, I only need 3.
Favorite Books:
Reading is for people with too much time on their hands.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Making fun of old people. Beating up little kids. Stealing from the homeless.
Favorite Songs:
Anything by Dire Straits. Anything by The Beatles. Anything British... Anything made before Y2K.
Favorite Movies:
Anything with Tom Hanks. Anything pre-Hollywood Jackie Chan.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Crashed face first into a helicopter windshield.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Trapped on the International Space Station.
Hobbies:
Gambling. Basketball. Guitar. MFC.
Talents:
Being awkward.
Perfect Mate:
She should be female.
Perfect Date:
She should put out.
Turn Ons/Offs:
She should know how to laugh ... at my expense.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Umm.... why would you want to do that?
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