Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Treat others the way you'd like to be treated. Don't be a dick.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, food, water, shelter, and pinot grigio.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Showing my asshole to strangers on the internet.
Hobbies:
Baking, shopping, painting, masturbating.
Talents:
I make a mean chocolate chip cookie.
Perfect Mate:
No such thing as perfection baby ;)
Perfect Date:
We meet online. You tip me generously. I take myself out for a pedicure and lunch. I send you a picture of my freshly painted toes. I go home and masturbate. We do it all again next week.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on: funny, intelligent, sense of humor, generosity, butts. Turn offs: bad hygiene, rudeness, asking me if my tattoos hurt.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I actually do give a fuck and I like to make you smile.