Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
That's a pretty deep question, dude. I'd rather be having an orgasm.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
bitches
money
love
laughs
hot sauce
Favorite Books:
Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs; Invisible Monsters, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Valley of the Dolls, The Stand, 1984, The Road, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Geek Love, The Glass Castle, Jitterbug Perfume, Helter Skelter, In Cold Blood....oh my stars, so many... love love love reading.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
This list is endless.
Favorite Songs:
Come hang in my room and found out. I'm very moved by music.
Favorite Movies:
Trainspotting, Y tu mama tambien, The Babadook, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Blue is the Warmest Color, The Dreamers, Punch Drunk Love,Fight Club,The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia, American Movie, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Shining, Requiem for a Dream, The Exorcist, Gus Van Sant, Harmony Korine, Kubrick, Scorsese, et al, ad infinitum.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here, right now, is exactly where I'm supposed to be.
Hobbies:
Reading, writing, flirting, dreaming, swimming, taking baths. Watching movies under a warm blanket. Ummm does my Hitachi count?
Talents:
You tell me, bb.
Perfect Mate:
I want to clone myself, and date the fuck out of myself.
Perfect Date:
A long walk on the beach, a steak dinner and a killing spree.
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURNED ON by badass, rad people- and boys and girls and girlboys and awesome freaky deeky, respectful, woman lovin', party animal, smartass astronauts of love.
TURNED OFF by turds and trolls.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because we can talk about things like conspiracy theories, serial killers, and the cultural zeitgeist, listen to cool music, and you can stare at my boobs while we do it.