Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Have a good time, all the time.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
glasses, gps, sassy/hot/awesome/loyal friends and lovers, the written word, excellent food
Favorite Books:
Sex At Dawn (Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha), One River (by Wade Davis... all his other books are amazing too), anything by David Sedaris and Christopher Moore, God's Middle Finger: A Journey Into the Lawless Heart of The Sierra Madre, The Hot Zone, Beating Back The Devil, The Glass Castle, Half Bred Horses, On The Lower Frequencies, The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, The Crying of Lot 49, Geek Love
What I Like To Do For Fun:
bjs, fancy food, sex parties, poly shit, community, sitting in the park, porch reading, stoop chatting, climbing fences, cramming my head full of inane knowledge, reading, skinny dipping
Favorite Songs:
hickey, ASAP Rocky, shotwell, surrender, ADD/C, dystopia, the ergs, void, sleep, pinhead gunpowder, hooky, infest, APB, Tyler the Creator, OFWGKTA, jawbreaker, ludicra, sexy, holy shit!, jay reatard, richie cunning, bitchin', black rainbow, queerwulf, sex vid, too short, wolves in the throneroom, Jay Ughh, hey girl, el-p, PRINCE!!!!!!, joybus, drunken boat, fucked up, mac dre, endless bummer, 2Pac, allergic to bullshit, banner pilot, neurosis, giant bags of weed, jack palence band, raaoul, asunder, the pack (I grudgingly forgive them for blowing up vans shoes), acts of sedition, Zero, lil' runt, monsula, B.I.G., this is my fist, shorebirds, too short, Azaelia Banks, coming up roses, lots of rap and hip hop (some of which is 'good' but most of which would be embarrassing to rap nerds and most underground hip-hopophiles).
Favorite Movies:
Deathproof, Machete, The Adventures of Sebastian Cole, The Constant Gardner, LoTR trilogy
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I'm not sure. Hitchhiking a lot?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
parts of South America, Africa or Papua New Guinea. Although I'll take Italy, Spain or Portugal as well.
Hobbies:
taxidermy, baking, collecting, zine making, playing the drums badly, knitting, anthropology, ethnobotany. shooting guns. blowjobs. beating Milcahs behind rosy. strap on fucking. sex nerd things.
Talents:
cooking. blow jobs. being hella chill.
Perfect Mate:
see turn ons
Perfect Date:
I love me some fancy pants food
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: intelligence, wit, humor, being a tall babe, big booty ladies, sass, moxie
Off: stupidity, racism, sexism, homophobia, body phobia, ageism etc.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
because I'm seriously fucking awesome