Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is absurd.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Tuna, Seinfeld, Champagne, Ciggies, Jazz.
Favorite Books:
Brave New World, Flowers for Algernon, The Seven Percent Solution, As I Lay Dying, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Our Mutual Friend, The Virgin Suicides, The House with the Green Shutters, The Tenant of Wildfell Hall, House of Leaves, The Shining, Lolita, Catch 22, The Myth of Sisyphus.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Listening to my favorite Lenny Bruce album naked.
Favorite Songs:
Cab Calloway, Slim Gaillard, Charlie Parker, The Jazz Butcher, Harry Nilsson, Art Tatum, Pet Shop Boys, Adam Ant, Leonard Cohen, Bix Beiderbecke,
Favorite Movies:
The Hudsucker Proxy, Barton Fink, Blood Simple, The Phantom of the Paradise, A Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, The Shawshank Redemption, Withnail & I, Eyes Wide Shut, Club Dread.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Slashed my grampa's tires in the middle of the night so he would stop crashing into people.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Pee Wee's Playhouse
Hobbies:
WRITING IS MY REASON FOR LIVING! I also enjoy sipping liquor in jazz clubs.
Talents:
Writing, drawing, acting.
Perfect Mate:
Lenny Bruce. Pee Wee Herman. Andy Kaufman. Peter Sellers. Emo Philips.
Perfect Date:
Chartreuse in the graveyard.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I HATE sandals. I have two very unusual sexual fetishes that I have never shared with ANYONE. I'll probably take them to my grave.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Give it a try. You won't be disappointed.