Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
One day you will die and all that's left will be people's memories of you and nudes, so make them good ones.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Podcasts,
Cheese,
Jelly Beans,
Coffee,
My favourite sunglasses,
Bubble baths,
Favorite Books:
The Last Policeman by Ben Winters,
Stephen King short stories,
Sword of Truth series,
Non-fiction essays on Economics,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love to read, have bubble baths and play with my special toys
Favorite Songs:
Pat the Bunny,
Motorhead,
MGK,
Leonard Cohen,
Aesop Rock,
Favorite Movies:
The Bee Movie,
Labyrinth,
Finding Nemo,
Little Mermaid,
Mad Max: Fury Road,
Braveheart,
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
16 year old me got a tattoo in a mobile tattoo shop converted from a school bus at a county fair
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In a hot spring in Iceland
Hobbies:
Casual Nihilism,
Upsetting the Bourgeois,
Flashing strangers on the internet,
Talents:
I can suck spaghetti through my nose and pull it out of my mouth. Seriously. That's my talent.
Perfect Mate:
Funny, articulate, and kinky ;)
Perfect Date:
Checking out a local band, then grabbing midnight donairs and listening to music in your car.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Into: Sense of humour, tattoos, piercings, motorcycles, politeness
Not Into: Racial slurs, homophobic comments, smelly feet
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a personality :) I'm easy going, love to chat up new people and will absolutely laugh at your jokes