Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I don't really believe there's an actual Meaning of Life that we get to ask God for when we get to Heaven. I also don't think there's a God or a Heaven. I think we each find our own meaning and hopefully we can follow through with it. Philosophy isn't my thing, man.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My phone (sorry), music, podcasts, humor, being able to write things down
Favorite Books:
To Kill a Mockingbird- Harper Lee, Of Mice and Men- Steinbeck, Animal Farm- Orwell, Bossypants- Tina Fey, Yes Please- Amy Poehler
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dance, watch movies (documentaries, comedies, dramas, whatever), write, perform (comedy and camming on here)
Favorite Songs:
Groups: Kongos, Mushman, Screaming Females, Green Day (mostly the Dookie album), Pink Floyd (By the way, which one's Pink?), Queen
Also the albums for A Mighty Wind and That Thing You Do are amazing!
Favorite Movies:
Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, To Kill a Mockingbird, Cool Runnings, That Thing You Do, The Big Lebowski
There's no where to put my favorite TV shows so I'll put here that I love Arrested Development.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I won a Halloween costume contest dressed as a hunchback. That's a pretty good story.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere sunny with someone to put sunblock on me.
Hobbies:
Reading, writing, performing comedy, dancing with strangers, dancing with wolves
Talents:
moving my eyebrows independently
Perfect Mate:
He's gotta be funny. He's gotta be able to go back and forth with me. I need playful banter and fun jokes. He's gotta like kids. He's gotta love eating pussy.
He's gotta have rhythm and be willing to go dancing with me occasionally. He's gotta have a bed that's more than a mattress on the floor.
He better like documentaries because I need someone to go through my Netflix cue with me and there are a ton of documentaries on there. And he better like museums because there are so many museums I need to go to.
Perfect Date:
Hmmmm..... I've never been properly wined and dined. That would be nice to try.
I think my perfect date would be going to a comedy show.
Most of my dates involve getting pizza and seeing a movie. Not that I have a problem with that. I love pizza and I love movies.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: when a guy is actually funny and clever. When a guy is nice. When I can tell a guy has a good head on his shoulders. When I can tell a guy actually read all of the things I'm putting on this profile.
Turn offs: General dumbness. Grown men wearing t-shirts that are way too small for them. How have I dated two guys who do that? Buy a shirt that fits you. Guys that don't speak clearly, or more appropriate to this site, guys who "typ lyk dis 2 much" because it's not cute.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a really nice, funny person! I love making others happy!