Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Boo-Bear <3
Magic Wand
Animated Movies
Coconut Oil
Wine.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, Anything written by Roald Dahl, The Hobbit, cook books, smutty novels, MFC cammodel handbook.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Myself, others, watching cute funny dog videos, artsy stuff, running, craft beer tasting.
Favorite Songs:
The Mountain Goats, Die Antwoord, taytay, Pretty much all 90's grunge/alt rock and also I want to have Lana Del Rey's babies.
Favorite Movies:
White Christmas, Deadpool, Chappie and Disney Movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Get fucked doggy-style in a pool -- in a sex club -- while eating a girl out.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Getting fucked doggy-style in a pool -- in a sex club -- while eating a girl out.
Or at the beach.
Hobbies:
Papercraft, illustration, sewing, cooking, and mastubating.
Talents:
Tripping over things, spoiling pets/ people and masturbating.
Perfect Mate:
My magic wand.
Perfect Date:
That's a tough one. I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Women, wit, spankings, dirty talk, playfulness, tattoos, patience and kindness.
Off: Rudeness and closed minds.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Finding out that the weirdness just keeps happening, on all levels, without end.