Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
WHO CARES
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
PUSSY, TITS, LUBE, PORNO, BEER
Favorite Books:
HUSTLER, SWANK, PENTHOUSE, GOODHOUSEKEEPING
What I Like To Do For Fun:
REALLY PEOPLE......AFTER READING THIS PROFILE, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO ASK THIS QUESTION?
Favorite Songs:
STRIPPER MUSIC
Favorite Movies:
PORNO.....SPECIFICALLY MIDGET, AMPUTEE AND TIJUANA DONKEYSHOWS
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
HMM.......
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
JERKING THE GERKIN
Hobbies:
JERKING THE GERKIN, WOOD CARVING, BEATING THE BISHOP, TAKING PICS OF LADIES MAKING TOILET, BASKETWEAVING, PUNCHING THE POPE
Talents:
IM DOUBLE JOINTED
Perfect Mate:
ONE WITH A HEARTBEAT AND SOME MONEY.....MY BUS PASS IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE
Perfect Date:
ONE THAT WONT PEPPER SPRAY ME OR PULL OUT THE TASER
Turn Ons/Offs:
TURN ONS.....BOOBS AND VAGINA
TURN OFFS......PERSONALITY
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
IM A SWEETHEART WHO WANTS TO GET TO KNOW THE REAL YOU......SPECIFICALLY INSIDE YOUR BEDROOM WITH YOUR LEGS WRAPPED BEHIND YOUR HEAD