Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"How beautiful life is and how sad! How fleeting, with no past and no future, only a limitless now." -Yoshi Toranaga-noh-Minowara
"I dont want no god on my lawn, just a flower I can help along." -Cat Stevens.
"That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much." Robert Louis Stevenson
"Shit matters. Even if we cant figure it out. Even if we are ruled by Devils. Even if my days dont mean anything. I just hope that I die while hugging, and not while in a wine drinking contest" -Baby Cakes
Favorite Books:
The Hobbit. The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell. Shogun. Generation Kill. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. The Books Of Doom. Cruddy. If A Pirate I Must Be. Treasure Island. 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea. The Jungle Books. Pirate Latitudes. Jurassic Park. Gonzo. A Cooks Tour. Kitchen Confidential. Liber Chaotica. A Boy Named Shel. Calvin And Hobbes. A General History Of Pirates. The Mandalorian Armor. Slave Ship. Hard Merchandise. Tales From Jabbas Palace. Tales From The Mos Eisley Cantina. Flags Of Our Fathers. The Great Shark Hunt. Hey, Rube!. The Jokes Over. Outlaw Journalist. A Study In Scarlet and The Sign Of The Four. Party Monster. The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes. The World Of Edward Gorey. Amphigorey Also. Anything from Shel Silverstein
Favorite Movies:
The Life Aquatic. Nacho Libre. Party Monster. Saving Private Ryan. Blow. Goodfellas. The Road. The Rum Diaries. Where The Buffalo Roam. Appaloosa. Tombstone. 3:10 To Yuma. The Pick Of Destiny. Inglorious Basterds. Buy The Ticket Take The Ride. A New Hope. The Empire Strikes Back. Return Of The Jedi. The Fellowship Of The Ring. The Two Towers. Return Of The King. Stranger Than Fiction. Lord Of War. The Sponge Bob Movie. Love Guru. Gangs Of New York. Kung Fu Panda. Tropic Thunder. The Departed. Donnie Brasco. Taxi Driver. The Green Mile. The Last Samurai. The Road To Perdition. Forest Gump. School Of Rock. House Of 1000 Corpses. The Devils Rejects. The Boondock Saints. From Hell. Snatch. The Big Lebowski. Fight Club. Bronson. Felon. The Book Of Eli. Mad Max through Fury Road. Joe Dirt. Mall Rats. Clerks. Clerks 2. Old School. The Warriors. Step Brothers. Corky Romano. Monkey Bone. Anchorman. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (new and original). Training Day. Watchmen. Finding Neverland. Big FIsh. The Silence Of The Lambs. Hannibal. High Fidelity. Empire Records. Walking Tall. Hook. Pineapple Express. Euro Trip. The Crow. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
New Orleans, Louisiana. The French Quarter. Bourbon Street. Sitting on the balcony of Oyster Bar over looking the Jazz and Zydeco fueled debaucheries. It would be Just at dusk when the countless neon signs begin to buzz to life. Table for two. Three orders of fried alligator and a plate of fresh boiled craw fish to start. Sitting across from the shining star I am honored to soon call my wife. Her beautiful green eyes would shine in the street lights as she looked down on the stumbling locals and I would smile, crack open a craw fish and the universe would smile with me.