Mr_Doo
Status:
Profile Headline:
I've been mad for fucking years... absolute years.
Last Login:
within 7 days
Last Updated:
Tue, Mar 11, 2025 4:19 AM
About Me
Username:
Mr_Doo
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Muscular
Ethnicity:
Native American
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
245 pounds
Height:
74 inches
Age:
18
City:
A Bungalow At The Beach
Country:
United States Minor Outlying Islands
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Heavy
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Professional Driver On A Closed Course
School:
Faber College
Favorite Food:
Hot Wings & Beer
Pets:
(3) Blue-eyed Siberian Huskies
Automobile:
Italian 2-seater sports car + Willys Jeep
About Me:
There's not enough room to write it all down because I'm so fuckin' fabulous. ;-D
Tags:
Certifiable, Crazy, Insane, Goofy, Weird, Funny, Manly, Stud
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Favorite Models:
TheWaveDancer
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
1. Don't eat your soup with a fork.
2. Don't piss on an electric fence.
3. Drive it like you stole it.
4. This line left blank for future insights.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, water, air. That's only 3 things. Nobody can live without those. I can adapt for everything else.
Favorite Books:
How To Make It BIG In Porn, The Complete Collection Of Mad & National Lampoon Magazines.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Jump out of airplanes wearing a glide suit. # Go over Niagara Falls in a kayak. # Swim naked in piranha infested waters. # Drive it like I stole it. # Skateboard down Lombard Street in San Francisco. # French kiss little old ladies at random. # Tip bad waitresses with stacks of pennies. # Fake a loud sneeze while golfers are trying to putt. # Tip cows. # Fart in elevators. # Scream in libraries. # Steal all the pink flamingo lawn ornaments and put them all together in the pond at the park. # Draw mustaches on faces in advertising posters. # Laugh uncontrollably at funerals. # Light off fireworks in church. # Put Out-Of-Order signs on all the public toilets. # Randomly squirt a water pistol over the crowd in movie theaters when someone onscreen pukes. # Tie a dog leash to the bumper of my car and drive around town. # Carry a live chicken into a KFC, hold it up and shout "HOW COULD YOU!" at the patrons. # Swap out your laundry powder with Mr. Bubble. # Tease cats with 20 laser pointers at once. # Leave 1 sheet of paper on the loo roll and hide the spare rolls. # Steal the batteries out of TV remotes. # Set the volume to maximum and then click the mute button on all the display TV's at stores. # Hide a piece of Limburger cheese under the seat in someone's car. # Put a rubber snake between the sheets in hotel rooms.
Favorite Songs:
Rock-N-Roll all the way!
Favorite Movies:
Animal House, The Blues Brothers, American Graffiti, Young Frankenstein, Red, Flight of the Phoenix, all of the Alien movies, almost any science fiction movie. Hell, there's too many to list them all.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
1. I refuse to answer on the grounds that I may incriminate myself. --
2. Whitewater canoeing in a class 5+ river in March right after a big snow melt. Insanely fantastic !!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be behind the wheel of my little sports car with the top off on a warm summer day, great tunes blasting on the audio system, a beautiful girl in the passenger seat, hugging the curves of a winding road, on my way to nowhere in particular with all day to get there.
Hobbies:
Restoring classic sports cars.
Talents:
If it's broke, I can fix it. Yeah, I really can. I have an unlimited supply of duct tape.
Perfect Mate:
Haven't found her yet. Still searching. Wanna give it a try?
Perfect Date:
One that you don't want to end, of course.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn On's: A nice smile. Intelligence - I like smart girls. Class - A rarity these days but when you find someone that has it, it's very sexy. ### Turn Off's: Tattoos - Yeah, I hate tattoos. I think they're ugly, one of the worst fads ever, and I never saw a single one that I thought looked good on anyone. Smoking.
Models whose video is backwards / mirror image. FIX THAT SHIT !!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
None. No... really... you don't want to... seriously... you don't.