Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Hot sauce
Bacon
Roller-skates
Waffles
Trampolines
Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Artemis Fowl series, and most books by Carl Hiaasen.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Smoke weed
Watch comedies
Bake cinnamon rolls
Think dirty thoughts
Stroke chest hair
Favorite Songs:
The Smiths
Amy Winehouse
Janelle Monae
Phoenix
Foster the People
Lily Allen
Favorite Movies:
Citizen Kane, Dodgeball (those movies are completely different), 21 Jump Street, Breakfast At Tiffany's, City Lights, Metropolis, Kentucky Fried Movie, The Exorcist, The Thin Man, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Magic Mike (yeah, I know. It's a guilty pleasure), and Ted.
TV:I love watching Community (I have the first three seasons), Family Guy, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Freaks and Geeks, The IT Crowd, Adventure Time, Archer, and Arrested Development.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Rode a my then-boyfriend at a bus stop at night. I made him cum five times in one hour. That's my record ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Traveling Europe!
Hobbies:
Masturbating, watching movies, running, cooking, cleaning, smoking, drinking, day-dreaming.....
Talents:
Quoting tv and movies
Obedience
Flexibility
Insatiable
Perpetually Wet
Perfect Mate:
Funny, smart, intelligent, strong, unique, dominant, whimsical.....
Who loves big asses.
Perfect Date:
April 25th! Because it's not too hot, not to cold.... all you need is a light jacket!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
Dominant men
Broad shoulders
Chest hair
Hair pulling
Bondage
Turn offs:
Blood
Asphyxiation
That's pretty much it. I'll try anything once!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm sweet, caring, and insatiable.