Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
nicotine, whiskey, cunnilingus, cats, & dance
Favorite Books:
The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Architecture of Happiness
Favorite Movies:
Die Hard, The Princess Bride, Creep, & everything Marx Brothers
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be sitting on your face.
Talents:
interior design
Perfect Date:
having sex and then going out, as opposed to the other way around.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Mclane; Off: Gruber