Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Laugh through the pain
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Pop rocks, beer, pills, sunflower seeds, my thumbs
Favorite Books:
Autobiographies
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Braid my pubes
Favorite Songs:
Metal/Rock
Favorite Movies:
What Dreams May Come
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Lived
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
At a concert
Hobbies:
Sleeping, spanking it, antiquing, eating sour candy, reading books on tape, vacuuming, drinking whiskey, knitting
Talents:
Sucking golf balls through garden hoses
Perfect Mate:
A girl
Perfect Date:
Whips, chains, yo-yos, my grandma riding by on a bicycle giving us the finger and a duck
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Boobies & Bums
Turn offs: Weiners
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Play your cards right and you can see a penis no bigger than a Vienna sausage