Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To live happily.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Makeup
Some good dick
good friends
good music
food
Favorite Books:
Stephen King: All
Agatha Christy: And then there were none
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love sports. watching, playing, supervising.
Favorite Songs:
Country
Metal
Hip Hop
Rap
Bluegrass
Ska
Favorite Movies:
The Lion King
Star Wars
Horror Films
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Anal
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in the Bahama's.
Hobbies:
Farting on people
Crop dusting motherfuckers
Making wreaths
Applying makeup.
Talents:
queefing on command.
flexibility
Squirting
Perfect Mate:
If you have the personality, that's what counts.
Perfect Date:
Back of a pick up truck, under the stars, with a fire going.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On's: dad bods, body hair, tattoos, gauges, facial hair, blue eyes, white teeth, glasses.
Off's: banana hammocks, naked mole rats, skinny bitches, receiving dick pics.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm hysterical.