Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Fuck Bitches and Get Money?
Favorite Books:
Total bookworm here *hi* I don't have a favorite genre. I read anything from autobiographies to Stephen King to self help. (Yes, I need help for myself! I'm batshit crazy remember?)No I'm just mildly kidding. If I absolutely had to choose I'd say horror (Stephen King, Dean Koontz). I'm a HUUUUUGE fan of horror movies/books in general.
Favorite Songs:
I listen to a huge variety of music. The only kind I absolutely DO NOT WANT is house/techno/EDM whatever you like to call it. Not my style. Other than that I'm flexie. Hip hop, pop, 70s rock, contemporary, just a little country and even some bluegrass. I also enjoy (but I won't bump it in my car or anything) the classic classicals. Yes I'm aware "classic classicals" sounds funny, but how else would I label Moonlight Sonata? Which just so happens to be my absolute favorite classical composition ever in the whole wide world of worlds.
Favorite Movies:
The Exorcist, The Departed, T2, Silver Linings Playbook, Silence of the Lambs, Boogie Nights, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining, The Deer Hunter, I could list about 100 of these but I'm nice like that so I wont.
Hobbies:
Being passive aggressive, pissing people off with my liberal Socialist agenda, baking cinnamon rolls, engaging in road rage, attempting to conduct a proper parallel park, and camwhoring it up in my spare time.
Talents:
Welp...I'm an ex ballerina (when I was about 400 lbs lighter). I've had a love of dance (the non-pole variety) since I was just a wee lass. I'm a helluva baker, a terrible gardener, but my blow jobs aren't too shabby.
Perfect Mate:
No such a thang.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I'm turned off by most everything at some point because I'm bitchy like that. This list is subject to change at any given moment as I arbitrarily decide what's pissing me off today. On Monday's , I generally am turned off by Mondays. Tuesdays: an excess of chest hair tends to really rub me the wrong way.