Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
You strive for a way to achieve immortality (have kids, write a book, create a legacy), then you die.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Gold bullion. Silver bullion. My eyes. My penis. My bicycle.
Favorite Books:
Wuthering Heights, East of Eden, LOTR, Song of Fire and Ice
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like jerking off, that's lots and lots of fun. That's why I'm on this site, after all. If I'm in your room long enough for you to be reading this profile, I can guarantee that I'm jerking off to you as you're reading, especially if your breasts are on display
Favorite Songs:
Armin Van Buuren, Billie Holiday, ABBA, Trance/Progressive, Classical
Favorite Movies:
Casablanca, The Godfather, The Godfather Part 2, 101 Dalmatians, Memento, any film where a famous actress shows off her tits for me to jerk off to
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Skydived; became an accountant
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Las Vegas
Hobbies:
Masturbating to your nipples. Getting hypnotized by bouncing boobs.
Talents:
Is having a small penis a talent? Oh, and I get bored easily so don't be nice to me.
Perfect Mate:
I won't know until I meet her. Perfection in another person is an extremely high ideal. I guess the perfect mate is female. And she'd have to have a high IQ.
Perfect Date:
When my date doesn't wear a bra.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I dream of camgirls who don't have a lovense jammed up inside them.
Major Turn Ons: Women. Jiggling breasts. Nipples. Getting humiliated.
Turn Offs: smokers, cam girls who call me bb (or bby, or even baby) and nothing will get me to leave a room faster than having to see a model do some ahegao
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Well, this is a porn site. Doesn't it all come down to masturbation on this site? Is that a good reason to really get to know someone?