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NinjaSquid
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Profile Headline:	Far sighted mad woman.
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Name:	NinjaSquid
CamScore:	628
Gender:	Female
Body Type:	Little in the middle
Ethnicity:	Other
Hair:	Black
Eyes:	Brown
Weight:	160 pounds
Height:	67 inches
Age:	39
Country:	United States
Sexual Preference:	Bisexual
Smoke:	Light
Drink:	Occasional
Drugs:	Party
Marital Status:	Single
Occupation/Major:	Ninja
School/College:	Ninja school
Favorite Food:	Steak. Bloody.
Pets:	I have a kitty. Her name is Ophelia Pumpkin.
About Me:	It's kinda like, I dunno, A squid, that's a ninja. A ninja squid, if you will. Part squid. Part ninja. I (like most) am alot of things. I often feel like I exist on an entirely different plane as everyone else. Not in a way that makes me feel I'm better, or even worse than others, I've just always felt like an outsider. Surely I can't be that unique, and surely I have kindred spirits out there. Fellow far-sighted, neurotic nut jobs with an unquenchable lust for laughter and a complete inability to take anything seriously, least of all themselves. People who have an affinity for sour gummy octopi, that borders on the erotic. Most things are a big joke to me. I'm a mess. Not in a bad way. I embrace it. My hair is almost always messy. My make up is never perfect. More often than not my clothes don't match. I have a belly from a lifetime of ice cream, pizza, and apathy. So if you're looking for a fit/skinny model, there are SCORES of drop-dead gorgeous ones here for you. I don't apologize for my imperfections. Additionally, if you think that I should I have some news that you may want to sit down for, but we ran some tests, and you're kind of a douche. I am not a profesional, nor do I aspire to be. Certainly I will always strive to be a better camgirl, but only as it suits my personality and spirit. I will never act, or behave in a manner that's dishonest to myself in order to make money. This should not suggest I think poorly of girls who do, I stand in awe of them. It is a talent that I do not posess. I'm certain my version would be a nervous, bizarre social commentary that would come sounding alot like a really bad, late night, local sex chatline ad. This shouldn't suggest that I'm not sexual. I'm a very sexual person. Shit dawg, I'm pretty much always up for a triple x throw down. Being watched turns me on. While some girls might get off on being in complete control of their rooms, I am a submissive at heart and love being told what to do. (Don't take this as a invitation to bark orders at me) I have a face that I'm not affraid to admitt is cute as a button, a incredible pair of all natural sweater puppies, legs that go on forever, and some pretty bangin' curves. I just want to hang out, have some laughs, make you smile, hopefully bring some ninjaly, squiddy sunshine into your life, make you cum six ways to sunday, and hopefully make some money for candy and shurikens.That's all any grown woman wants. It's what Christina Aguilera was singing about. TL;DR TITS! ASS! PUSSY! TITS!!!!
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Meaning of Life:

It is my firmly held belief that the single most important thing any one person can do with their life is just not be an asshole.

Five Things I Can't Live Without:

1.) My glasses. Seriously. I'm like Mr.Magoo with bigger tits. 2.) Sour gummy octopi. 3.) Laughter. 4.) Socks. 5.) Fucking.

Favorite Books:

I like reading non-fiction and biographies/memoirs above everything else. My favorites being Bedwetter and Lady Sings the Blues. I'm also madly in love with Buddy Wakefield.

Favorite Songs:

Atmosphere, Immortal Technique, Parov Stelar, Grand Buffet, Billie Holiday, Sage Francis, Cunninlynguist, Cecil Otter, Doomtree, MF Doom, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Nirvana, Ella Fitzgerald, Big Mama Thorton, Lifesavas, Sweatshop Union, Gorillaz, Cibo Matto...

Favorite Movies:

My favorite movie of all time is Pee Wee's Big Adventure. Some others are Kill Bill. Anchorman, Pineapple Express, Buffalo 66, Blankety Blanks of the Living Dead, Little Miss Sunshine, Fargo, Slingblade, Scott Pilgrim, Trollhunter, Pulp Fiction, Harry Potterz, Lord of the Ringsz, Fight Club, and probably some more.

Hobbies:

Watchin' cartoons, playin' video games, drawing, day dreaming, bubble baths, eating candy, readin' comics, hula hoopin', stand up comedy.

Talents:

I can hula hoop, for like, ever.

Best Reason to Get to Know Me:

Bitch, I'm hilarious.

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