OMGIDKWTFLOL
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Profile Headline:
Does the noise in my head bother you ??
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3 years ago
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About Me
Username:
OMGIDKWTFLOL
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
175 pounds
Height:
74 inches
Age:
66
City:
Phoenix Arizona
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Moderate
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Divorced
Occupation/Major:
Jack of all trades (Master of none)
School:
little college + 2yr tech degree
Favorite Food:
I can't remeber her name right now
Pets:
couple cats I didn't ask for (go figure)
Automobile:
a Regal and a Caddy
About Me:
i don't need you but I might want you.might or might not like you in any case you wont have to guess bcs i dont play games...always sincere.Dry sense of humor sometimes a bit psycho,or sick but almost always a hoot LOL
Tags:
single, Slacker by choice, Labia sucker, clit licker, G spot massage pro, Squirt inducer, nipple nibbler, rope and blindfold wielding teez, leaps buildings in a single hop, funny, honest, male, fun, intelligent, nice, music lover
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Live your life such that, when it's over, that this planet is a little better off because YOU spent a little time on it !!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air,Water,Food,Music,Somebody's Labia in my mouth (did I just say that???)
Favorite Books:
Atlas shrugged and Papillion
What I Like To Do For Fun:
fun is like the ole clit nibblin',labia sucking,G-spot fingering,nipple tweaking assault,that leaves them only slightly cross-eyed, and mildly confused as they try and remember their name mwahahaha
Favorite Songs:
only 2 kinds of music I don't regularly listen to are Country and Western LOL
Favorite Movies:
the one I made last year.......huh......Hollywood movie?? Oh nevermind
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My lawyer says to take the 5th here !!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Easiest question here...........FIJI
Hobbies:
Trolling MFC gathering data on new and novel female arousal techniques
Talents:
Phd in female mating rituals
Perfect Mate:
5 foot 11 inch tall, blonde, blue eyes, 36 - 24 - 36,nymphomaniac,coke dealer, owns Ferari dealership and drive-thru liquor store. I know I'm forgetting something, oh well, it will come to me eventually.
Perfect Date:
my perfect date has no start or finish,no agenda or destination no timetable or expectations only thing certain would be the meeting place the rest would be a freeform event of no pressure spontaneity, that's where good memories come from
Turn Ons/Offs:
on-a woman who is confident,funny,comfortable with her own sexuality and not shy about communicating her wants and desires. off-women that are insecure,clingy 'I can't live without you' types
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You get to know not only me, but also the other 11 voices in my head.....can't understand the 12th one, he stutters soo badly
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Mackenzie75
where r u gone??
i missed by u!
violetspring
