Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To make a positive impact on the world, even if it's only impacting one person.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
good food, $$$, my cats, champagne, glitter, nail polish, LOTS of clothes and shoes, obedient girls.
Favorite Books:
Belladonna: A Novel of Revenge by Karen Moline, Watership Down by Richard Adams, anything by Jefferey Deaver, The Dresden Files series, The Nightside series, anything by Sherrilnn Kenyon. There are SO many others that I could list here but the authors and characters would fight with each other in my head and that's a headache and it's just not fair. But none of that is for you.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I create crazy fractal art, I role play online, play video games, read, watch tons of movies, rock out to music, cuddle with my cats, walk on the beach, hike, bike ride, knit, create collages, chatter insanely with my pals, garden.
Favorite Songs:
The Moody Blues, INXS, David Bowie, most 80s music, most 60s music, classic rock, new rock, metal, hair metal, glam rock, bhangra, jazz, smoothe jazz, trance, chill out, ambient, 90s-present day country, there isn't much I don't like! But none of that is for you.
Favorite Movies:
Labyrinth, Se7en, 13 Ghosts (remake), all of the pre-90s Bond films, Asoka, Saawariya, Veer-Zaara, Om Shanti Om, Godspell, Clash of the Titans (original), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Midnight, Rome + Juliet, The Mummy, Avatar, Sherlock Holmes, 20 Centimetres... I promise to add more to this list as I live my life. I want to add more. Nothing would make me happier. But none of that is for you.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
During a session, I covered a sub's genitalia in 75 clothespins, so that the poor thing looked like a Pride Parade mascot. If the LGBTQA+ wanted a sad little hedgehog/mini Loch Ness Monster combination. What? That's the best way to describe this hot mess. As a mascot. I felt that his cute little creature belonged in a petting zoo, he agreed. We decided to head over to a friend of Mine's house, they were having a kinky little get together and I offered to bring a petting zoo. So we put some scandalous clothes on My slut boy, and put his hedgehog in a duffel bag, closing the zippers till they met at either side of his science fair project and we went for a walk though lower Manhattan. I gave him the task to ask random strangers if they wanted to see his rainbow hedgehog. Some were alarmed at his scantily clad appearance. Apparently , this client liked to dress up like... Early '80s Roller Rink if it were Lisa Frank night but add a dash of Dr. Frank-N-Furter. Hey, he was special but he paid well, and frequently. Now! The brave souls who wanted to see our pet in the bag! I remember them so well, so gleefully! Some shouted in disbelief before running away. Some laughed at My poor dear sub. And others, Others asked if they could pet our little creature. I of course said yes. I told My boy that he was NOT allowed to ejaculate from this. That is bad manners, especially in front of strangers.
Eventually we reached the party. THAT... is where the REAL fun started...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be living in a hippie commune in Central or South Florida
Hobbies:
BDSM, being a perv, fine arts, fine foods, glass arts, graphic design, HTML, hunting & fishing, landscaping, modeling, radio, reading, theatre, camping, crafts, movies, music, bicycling, strip clubbing, gambling on the ponies, collecting frog figurines, anthropomorphism, religious studies. But none of that is for you.
Talents:
crushing a can with my ass cheeks, holding a champagne flute with my ass cheeks, making a man blush just by staring, being an outright goofball at any given moment (even the wrong moment). But none of that is for you.
Perfect Mate:
Loving, loyal, faithful, beautiful to behold, smart, witty, a bit evil.Must love cats, and dogs, and borbs, and tanks upon tanks of fish. And walking through gardens until you find a place to lay down and look up at the stars. But none of that is for you.
Perfect Date:
It has to be a full day experience! Lunch someplace with light, fresh foods. Salads, grilled chicken or fish, etc. Then a bit of shopping and people watching at the mall. We can spend the sunset on the beach, playing in the ocean before a nice sushi or Indian dinner. After that? We'd relax someplace comfy with candles, champagne, fruit, and soft jazz.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: $$$, ball gags, BDSM, being a Goddess, being hot, being spoiled, being The Queen Of England, being worshiped, big spenders, bisexual men, boobs, booty, boys in makeup, canes, caning, cash, CBT, chastity, collars, corporal punishment, corsets, cross dressers, cross dressing, crowns, cuckolding, cuffs, diamonds, Dominance, drag kings, drag queens, dungeons, edge play, exotic dancers, fishnets, floggers, foot fetish, high heels, humiliation, jewelry, latex, laughing at you, leather, lingerie, long hair, long legs, masks, medical sounds, military fetish, military uniforms, money, nudie bars, piercings, puppy boys, puppy girls, puppy play, rituals, role playing, rope, rubber, ruling your world, shoes, shopping, sissies, sissification, sissybois, sissy boys, smacking, smothering, smut, stealing your girlfriend, stockings, strapons, strip clubs, strippers, taunting, teasing, thigh highs, thongs, tits, trampling, transsexuals, transvestites, uniforms, violet wands, whipping, whips, wish lists. Turn offs: Racists, anal sex (unless I'm on the giving end), narrow minds, liars, cheaters, fakes, bad hygiene, net speak, bad spelling/grammar, talking shit without being able to back it up.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Everyone should know at least one complex, wacky, evil, sexy Goddess... and I'm the prime candidate!