Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is deep, impossible to fully comprehend and vastly complex. Also birds love to shit on cars so humor is clearly woven into the mix somewhere.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Coffee, Internet, Sex, Creamy sauced pasta, Some kind of entertaining exercise
Favorite Books:
Dune by Frank Herbert, (and I'm not gonna lie, I guiltily enjoy the movie AND made for t.v. special) or From the Dust Returned by Ray Bradbury, it's a toss up.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Whatever my fickle mind feels like.
Favorite Songs:
I love all kinds of music! I just absolutely suck at remembering the names of artists though. Be prepared for lots of, "I love this song! Who's it by....uhhh....."
Favorite Movies:
The Nightmare Before Christmas, Die Hard, Guardians of the Galaxy, My Neighbor Totoro, Space Balls....it doesn't matter what kind of movie it is as long as I like it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Enjoying the sunset and reading The Little Prince.
Hobbies:
I love getting outside. Anyplace with a little bit of nature is like my dream home. Lately I've been running with this super fun zombie app, which is constantly warring with my love of sitting on my ass and playing video games.
Talents:
I am a talentless hack.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who doesn't mind my general weirdness or the fact that I am an extrovert trapped in an introverts body. Someone who can paddle my ass and cuddle me after. We would be able to hang out in the same room for hours without talking, or stay up until three and never stop. Someone who will hold my hand and go on adventures with me in the long summer twilight*.
*Seriously, this is my favorite time of day/year
Perfect Date:
The perfect date would be a grand and mostly unplanned adventure. Dinner and dancing are a must, but I would love to just see where the night goes.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Facial hair, preferably in some kind of fantastic or awe inspiring style. Epic beards, Handlebar Mustaches, and Mutton Chops are all adored. Also, no facial hair! I could honestly go both ways. Tattoos! Genitals! No joke, your man and or lady parts are hot.
Turn Offs: Nails on a chalk board. That weird smell that lingers on after you boil an egg. An unloved beard.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am a huge goof and I'm sure we can find something fun to talk about.