Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Year of the Cat
Song by Al Stewart//
On a morning from a Bogart movie
In a country where they turn back time
You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre
Contemplating a crime
She comes out of the sun in a silk dress running
Like a watercolor in the rain
Don't bother asking for explanations
She'll just tell you that she came
In the year of the cat
She doesn't give you time for questions
As she locks up your arm in hers
And you follow 'till your sense of which direction
Completely disappears
By the blue tiled walls near the market stalls
There's a hidden door she leads you to
These days, she says, I feel my life
Just like a river running through
The year of the cat
While she looks at you so cooly
And her eyes shine like the moon in the sea
She comes in incense and patchouli
So you take her, to find what's waiting inside
The year of the cat
Well morning comes and you're still with her
And the bus and the tourists are gone
And you've thrown away your choice you've lost your ticket
So you have to stay on
But the drum-beat strains of the night remain
In the rhythm of the newborn day
You know sometime you're bound to leave her
But for now you're going to stay
In the year of the cat
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Ship of Fools...
Song by Robert Plant///
On waves of love my heart is breaking
And stranger still my self control I can't rely on anymore
New tide, surprise, my world is changing
Within this frame an ocean swells behind this smile, I know it well
Beneath a lover's moon I'm waiting
I am the pilot of the storm
Adrift in pleasure I may drown
I built this ship, it is my making
And furthermore my self control I can't rely on anymore
I know why, I know why
Crazy on a ship of fools
Crazy on a ship of fools
Turn this boat around, back to my loving ground
Oh no, oh no
Who claims that no man is an island?
While I land up in jeopardy
More distant from you by degrees
I walk this shore in isolation
And at my feet eternity draws ever sweeter plans for me
I know why, I know why
Crazy on a ship of fools
Oh, crazy on a ship of fools
Turn this boat around, back to my loving ground
Oh no, oh no
Ship of fools
Turn this boat around, back to my loving ground
Oh no, oh
Crazy on a ship of fools
Oh, crazy on a ship of fools
Turn this boat around, back to my loving ground
Oh no, oh no
Ship of fools
Favorite Books:
Astronomy
Song by Blue Oyster Cult//
Clock strikes 12 and moon drops burst
Out at you from their hiding place
Like acid and oil on a madman's face
His reason tends to fly away
Like lesser birds on the four winds
Like silver scrapes in May
And now the sand's become a crust
Most of you have gone away
Come Susie, dear, let's take a walk
Just out there upon the beach
I know you'll soon be married
And you want to know where winds come from
Well, it's never said at all
On the map that Carrie reads
Behind the clock back there, you know
At the four winds bar
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Four winds at the four winds bar
Two doors barred and windows barred
One door to let to take you in
The other one just mirrors it
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hellish glare and inference
The other one's a duplicate
The queenly flux, eternal light
Or the light that never warms
Yes, the light that never, never warms
Oh, the light that never
Never warms
Never warms
Never warms
The clock strikes 12, the moondrops burst
Out at you from their hiding place
Miss Carrie nurse and Susie dear
Would find themselves at four winds bar
It's the nexus of the crisis
And the origin of storms
Just the place to hopelessly
Encounter time and then came me
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Call me Desdinova
Eternal light
These gravely digs of mine
Will surely prove a sight
And don't forget my dog
Fixed and consequent
Astronomy
A star
Astronomy
A star
Astronomy
A star
Astronomy
A star
Favorite Songs:
Iris
Song by Goo Goo Dolls///
And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to Heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now
And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
And sooner or later, it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
Talents:
Yodeling. Performing exorcisms while drunk....Winner of "Big Man on Canvas" Artistic award 2003... Host of Sunday "Redneck Roulette" on Amazon Prime...Punnett Square therapist. Raising the Jolly Roger. Makes blood wine for vampires. Food coach for vegetarian zombies . Head of the Stan Kowalski Fan Club.....Writer of a collection of short stories about "The Secret Lives of Camgirl Dildos in Eastern Europe"...
Sex therapist for nuns. Creator of the Hope Diamond buttplug. ...Spiritual leader of the Village of the Damned. Fortune teller for recovering Gypsies.Captain of the Good Ship Tootsie Roll. President of the "Send George Takei To Antarctica " GoFundMe...Bucket List goal to create a name for an Itchy Rear drug for Pfizer....wrote original lyrics for evangelic Led Zeppelin "The Psalm Remains the Same" album..
Montana Dental floss farmer. Grows Romanian lettuce. Patent for the snack Soylent Hazel.... Sugar- Substitute Daddy for camgirls. Pest Exterminator of Lilliputians. Astrologist for the Catholics... Messiah to a tiny human race that lives on a small Caribbean island.
Perfect Mate:
Truth is, the best one never tries to mold you in order to control you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Funny when a woman doesn't realize her beauty goes way beyond her age and appearance.