Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
'Welcome back my friends/to the show that never ends/we're so glad you could attend/come inside, come inside....
Come inside, the show's about to start/
Guaranteed to blow your head apart/
Rest assured you'll get your money's worth/
The greatest show in Heaven, Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show, it's a dynamo/
You've got to see the show, it's rock and roll' Emerson, Lake and Palmer 'Karn Evil #9, 1st Impression Prt 2'
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My favorite shoehorns that I use as crops,
My favorite heavy rubber paddle that even the toughest of pain slut can't take much of,
My hosiery collection, your wallet, my laptop
Favorite Books:
I terrible ADD so I rarely ever sit down to read anything. When I do, its non-fiction about areas of interest to me.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Taking bad boys over my knee, turning men into whatever I want them to be (table, toilet, footstool, sissy, piggy, puppy, slave)
Favorite Songs:
I am an avid music collector and a 'music snob'. Yes, I do have a teeshirt that says 'Your Favorite Band Sucks'. My music collection is ever growing (usually faster than I can keep up).
Favorite Movies:
Kung Fu/martial arts movies, thrillers, action, comedy, drama, science fiction, 'old school' horror. I do not like gore or very violent movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My life is full of interesting tales of Domination. Doesn't it depend on one's interpretation of 'crazy'?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be at the adult bookstore making my sub bitch suck anonymous gloryhole cock
Hobbies:
I like to do altered art, paper crafts, found art, etc. I have been wanting to relearn to play the piano and I would like to take some guitar lessons.
Talents:
Being a sadist, wrangling perverts, fucking boy asses, trampling puny cocks, making you say 'yes, Miss', draining wallets, practicing Female Supremacy, being a Goddess Cunt,
Perfect Mate:
The perfect mate is the one who knows his place is at my feet doing as I say. One who lives by the motto: 'Her pleasure is my pleasure'.
Perfect Date:
Anything that involves a sub not speaking until being spoken to, treating me like a Goddess, taking me shopping at Agent Provacateur, Wolford, Neimans, Barneys
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn On's: Hearing 'Yes Miss, I will do that for you', cock hungry anal sluts
Turn Off's: Not being treated with respect, not having my way, little dicks, bad breath/hygiene, freeloaders, Crocs, socks worn with sandals, Lil' Wayne fans
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Isn't it obvious?