Pervy_Elf
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About Me
Username:
Pervy_Elf
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Muscular
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
18 pounds
Height:
16 inches
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
School:
Yes - Obedience School - Failed
Favorite Food:
Yellow birds, wabbits, rodents. Anything I can catch.
Pets:
The occasional rodent - Okay, not really a pet but, I like to play with my food.
Automobile:
I'm too short to drive and I don't like riding in them.
About Me:
I was born on June 16, 2007. I never knew my father. My mother took care of me and my siblings until we were adopted by various families. My new daddy is a nice guy. He even renamed his man cave to the "Cat Cave". Probably because that's the first place he looks when a package of New York Strip steaks or other foods are missing off the kitchen counter. I guess he knows my habit of scampering off
to my lair with ill gotten booty. My dad yells at me a lot. He yells, "no". I don't understand this word "no". I only understand "chicken".
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Eat, drink, play and sleep.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, and romaine lettuce. I really like chicken...a little raw around the bone.
Favorite Songs:
Stray Cat Strut
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Can't tell you, PETA would be mad. Hey, wait, I love pissing off PETA.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a sunny window sill.
Hobbies:
Looking out the window at birds, wabbits and squirrels.
Talents:
Licking, scratching, kneading, head butting and jumping.
Perfect Date:
Dining in the kennel on the back deck, then going inside to play on the Kitty Kondo.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm loyal, I have big teeth and 1/2" claws. I'm 16" at the shoulder and 18 lbs. Do you want to be on my good side or my bad side?
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NielsAbel
asshole, soon you'll be sucking Putin's dick
Trixie_Knife
Whata card, filled with such primitive irony& humor. Or, in another sense, a self righteous man hiding behind a cat on a porn site. Have more respect motherfucker, 2yer cat I am a wolf in high heels. Roar.
Gizzy
The Return of Gizville's King.. :mschampion 
incestrut
incestrut
Gizzy
:perv1
Gizzy
The nicest pussy on MFC.