Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Favorite Books:
I am a goddamned commercial loan officer and you are shit. My personality is Type-A to the motherfucking third power. I am a winner and you had better not forget it. Everything about me exudes power, from my goddamned ties to my motherfucking car. I am worth hundreds of thousands of dollars liquid and counting. I am engineered to win. Failure isnt in my vocabulary. I dont even know what it means. Seriously. My ever increasing net worth is proof of that. I could sell ice to an Eskimo, then turn around and sell that motherfucker a freezer to keep it cold. Thats not arrogance, thats just a fact. Ive never dated a bitch that I didnt fuck. Can you say that? No? Then you could never be me. Youd get eaten alive, you pussy. My team and I would devour you like a motherfucking lion on an autistic kid playing with a raw steak. It wouldnt be pretty. I fuck everything hard, even myself. Thats right, I masturbate aggressively to show myself that I dont fuck around. Wham, bam, thank you hand. Then its on to the next, you know what Im saying? If not, fuck you. Go big or go home, cocksucker. Im fucking hardcore all the way. Im a goddamned predator and the world is my prey. Thats why Im a top fucking performer, number one in my region four years in a row. I do not fuck around. When I need to take someone down, I do not hesitate. I will fuck a competitor like a Polynesian hooker if it gets me what I want. Heavy hitters hit hard. Understand that before you stand in my way, because Im a motherfucking steamroller. A goddamned racehorse, bred to win. Im so good that when I sold my soul to the devil, I got him to kick in an extra three basis points on the deal. I fucked him over big time! I start almost every goddamned sentence with the word I because thats where I belong- first. I settle for no fucking less. I once had a dog that I loved very much, but then it fucking died one day. Fuck that dog! I have a mansion that I drive to every night and sleep at. I have a staff of immigrants that keep it clean and maintain the yard. They are my closest friends. My eyes water each night from working so hard. Thats how intense I am! I drive my car along the Palisade cliffs late at night, hoping that I do not go over the edge. I do not want to die because I have no beneficiaries. My money would go to the state if I died. My money needs me too much. I could never allow the state to take custody of it. I ignore the grand scheme of things because I fucking hate that type of shit. Put me in the goddamned ring with a client and I wont just close, Ill slam the motherfucker shut like youve never seen. Thats what matters in this life- that is all that matters right?
Favorite Movies:
Glen Gary Glen Ross
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
tits.