Occupation/Major:
Run my own company making pickles, chutneys and that sort of thing! Also a part time barman.
School:
A thing were people go to learn, piss about and get spots!
Favorite Food:
Dogs, guinea pigs and horses!
Pets:
Chinese!
Automobile:
A thing with 4 wheels, an engine and a steering wheel!
About Me:
Currently working on my major scientific theory (everyones got have at least ONE in their life right?)
It involves evolution and alcohol!
Intrigued? Just ask!
Meaning of Life:
No meaning, just go out and enjoy it!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sarcasm, my hair clippers, an inanimate carbon rod, my innate love of controversy and Richard Dawkins' books!
Favorite Books:
George RR Martin, Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Bernard Cornwell, Tolkein and George Orwell. Factual, I devour anything by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens or anything to do with cosmology and astronomy!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pub, shoot at fast clay things and slow pheasants, go to see the Foo Fighters wherever possible, watch a bit of Leicester Tigers play or England cricket (here or abroad)
Favorite Songs:
Madness, U2, Queen, Sex Pistols, Band of Horses, King Blues, Biffy Clyro and many, many more! Basically ANYTHING apart from some dire R'n'B shit!
Favorite Movies:
Top Gun! Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python, Any Tarantino flick etc
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Jumping out of a perfectly servicable aircraft! In other words, parachuting! Swimming with sharks (unintentionally!) and other quite dangerous shit!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In Australia, watching England win the Ashes! (cricket for any of you who haven't got a clue what I'm on about!!)
Hobbies:
Drinking, going to gigs, shooting, flying!
Talents:
The rather strange ability to listen to REALLY boring people in pubs and not fall asleep! One HELL of a talent I know!!
Perfect Mate:
No such thing, everyone is flawed to some degree!
Perfect Date:
I'm quite simple! It doesn't matter WHERE I am as long as the WHO is right!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Light switches! They turn off and on right?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm great! No! Honestly, I am! Well, I'm alright I s'pose, ok, I'm an arsehole! You don't really want to get to know me! Screwed that up didn't I?