Meaning of Life:
No meaning, just go out and enjoy it!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sarcasm, my hair clippers, an inanimate carbon rod, my innate love of controversy and Richard Dawkins' books!
George RR Martin, Dean Koontz, John Grisham, Bernard Cornwell, Tolkein and George Orwell. Factual, I devour anything by Richard Dawkins or Christopher Hitchens or anything to do with cosmology and astronomy!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pub, shoot at fast clay things and slow pheasants, go to see the Foo Fighters wherever possible, watch a bit of Leicester Tigers play or England cricket (here or abroad)
Madness, U2, Queen, Sex Pistols, Band of Horses, King Blues, Biffy Clyro and many, many more! Basically ANYTHING apart from some dire R'n'B shit!
Top Gun! Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python, Any Tarantino flick etc
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Jumping out of a perfectly servicable aircraft! In other words, parachuting! Swimming with sharks (unintentionally!) and other quite dangerous shit!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In Australia, watching England win the Ashes! (cricket for any of you who haven't got a clue what I'm on about!!)
Drinking, going to gigs, shooting, flying!
The rather strange ability to listen to REALLY boring people in pubs and not fall asleep! One HELL of a talent I know!!
No such thing, everyone is flawed to some degree!
I'm quite simple! It doesn't matter WHERE I am as long as the WHO is right!
Light switches! They turn off and on right?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm great! No! Honestly, I am! Well, I'm alright I s'pose, ok, I'm an arsehole! You don't really want to get to know me! Screwed that up didn't I?