Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
humans are only here to pat dogs on the head and make their lives as easy as possible
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
- ipod
- laptop
- wifi
- cat
- edamame
Favorite Books:
haruki murakami /
italo calvino /
the bronte sisters /
kurt vonnegut /
raymond chandler /
junji ito /
oliver sacks /
Favorite Songs:
Dolly Parton /
Bjork /
stupid 70s easy listening/fm rock /
Buddy Holly /
Johnny Cash /
60s girl groups /
Kate Bush /
disco /
Kylie Minogue /
Outkast /
Daniel Johnston /
Bruce Springsteen /
Pulp /
David Bowie /
Joanna Newsom /
Talking Heads /
Favorite Movies:
barton fink /
grey gardens /
any billy wilder but especially ace in the hole /
little shop of horrors /
pennies from heaven /
stop making sense /
cat people /
hour of the wolf /
the shining /
gun crazy /
night of the hunter /
showgirls /
purple rose of cairo /
being john malkovich /
the wicker man /
an american werewolf in london /
dogville /
synecdoche new york /
Hobbies:
playing banjo n ukulele /
reading books and comics /
watching movies n TV /
walking my dogs /
painting my nails /
sleeping in /
eating food /
any food /
Talents:
knows all the lyrics to 'That's How I Beat Shaq' by Aaron Carter
Perfect Mate:
indoorsy type /
sense of humour /
great taste in movies n music n stuff /
real relaxed /
on the quiet side /
but dominant n likes to be rough /
Perfect Date:
go to the zoo and sit around reading books on the grass. eat corndogs while we walk around. then go get mexican food for dinner n go see a double feature at a big old cinema. then go home and fucc obviously.
Turn Ons/Offs:
on = dark hair n eyes, collarbones n hipbones, big noses, nice round buttz, big laugh. i like having my hair pulled, butt smacked, hands held back, being choked, being felt up under my clothes, being kind of humiliated, sucking on my titti3s
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off = hmmmm arrogance ? but even that can be hot in the right situation
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i'm not shy and i truly want you to be happy. and ur dick to be happy.