Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Do what makes you happy as long as you're not hurting anyone.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Weed, my dog, orgasms, Spotify Premium (no bullshit, it's the greatest thing ever) and Yoga.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch an unhealthy amount of Netflix, smoke weed, hang with my bitches, masterbate.
Favorite Songs:
I love a lot of different kinds of music but some of my favorite artists are: RHCP, Sublime, Bob Marley, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana, Mac Miller, Chance the Rapper, Panic! At the Disco, Kid Cudi, Lana Del Ray, and a whole bunch I'm sure I'm leaving out.
Favorite Movies:
Any Batman movie, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, any GOOD horror movie
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On the beach with my dog and a blunt in hand.
Hobbies:
Working out (only in the bedroom!), feeling sexy, making money.
Talents:
Getting naked on the internet and repeatedly fucking up.
Perfect Mate:
Someone whose demons dance well with mine, who sees me as my true self and still accepts me. Someone who loves me but understands that I will never be possessed. Aside from all that, a good sense of humor, nice eyes and an overactive sex drive sounds near perfect to me (:
Perfect Date:
Get me high, fuck me right, make me dank food.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: rough sex, nice abs, getting dominated.
Turn offs: ANAL and ignorant/close-minded people.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Beauty and Brains, need I say more?(;