Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Ass licking
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
An ass to lick. An ass to eat. An ass to suck. An ass to tongue. Butter.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Lick ass.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
LIcked my dad's girlfriends ass while he was sleeping on the couch. True story.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
My face in Miss V's crack straight lickin ass.
Hobbies:
Licking ass with a bib.
Talents:
Licking ass.
Perfect Mate:
A girl that likes to have her ass eaten. A lot.
Perfect Date:
Take a bad broad to an all you can eat chilli joint, then licking her ass until the sun rises.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons = Chicks that like a good ass licking
Turn offs = Chicks that don't like a good ass licking
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am an ass licking champ.