Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
i m a g i n e
scrolling on an insightful cam girls profile and discovering the true meaning of life.
we haven't even been to the bottom of the ocean yet and socrates was a quack and a con-man.
i don't know the meaning and no one ever will, my guess there isn't one.
i would say just live your life for YOU and do what makes YOU happy.
what makes me happy?
its the little things like seeing a photograph of a golden retriever with a butterfly perched upon his nose
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
toilet paper | eyelashes | morty | my lord and savior jesus christ | Caravaggio paintings
| one in the pink one in the stink | basic mathematics
What I Like To Do For Fun:
take pictures of my butthole
Russian metal polka
IN NO ORDER
how to lose a guy in ten days
28 days later
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
finding deflated balloons then daydreaming where they came from
H I T A C H I *bzzz
Talents? how boastful and lame...
lets talk about the latter like my ability to constantly have cold feet even though
i have multiple pairs of socks on... im cursed. rub my feet and feed me
hate to sound sleazy but tease me, i don't want it if it's that easy,
make sure you feed me extra brownie points if its cheesy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
i eat booty