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Gender: Female
Age: 26
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Pets: M O R T Y C H I C K E N S
Tags: big boobs, pretty, bald, shaved, short hair, wigs, wig, sweet, nice, shy, sassy, tattoo, tattoos, tattooed, small, tat, good personality, dork, funny, sassy
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Meaning of Life: i m a g i n e
scrolling on an insightful cam girls profile and discovering the true meaning of life.
we haven't even been to the bottom of the ocean yet and socrates was a quack and a con-man.
i don't know the meaning and no one ever will, my guess there isn't one.
i would say just live your life for YOU and do what makes YOU happy.
what makes me happy?
its the little things like seeing a photograph of a golden retriever with a butterfly perched upon his nose
Five Things I Can't Live Without: toilet paper | eyelashes | morty | my lord and savior jesus christ | Caravaggio paintings
| one in the pink one in the stink | basic mathematics
Favorite Books: the bible
What I Like To Do For Fun: eat booty
take pictures of my butthole
Favorite Songs: Russian metal polka
Favorite Movies:
how to lose a guy in ten days
thirteen ghosts
half baked
spirited away
gone girl
28 days later
grandmas boy
they live
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: N'awlins
Hobbies: finding deflated balloons then daydreaming where they came from
H I T A C H I *bzzz
Talents: Talents? how boastful and lame...
lets talk about the latter like my ability to constantly have cold feet even though
i have multiple pairs of socks on... im cursed. rub my feet and feed me
gummy bears?
Perfect Date: hate to sound sleazy but tease me, i don't want it if it's that easy,
make sure you feed me extra brownie points if its cheesy
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: i eat booty Protection Status