Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Have as many orgasms as possible
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air, water, trees, tacos, dik
Favorite Books:
How to annoy cats
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Golf, fish, masturbate
Favorite Songs:
Elevator music
Favorite Movies:
Sorry to bother you
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Flash helicopters my tits
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Canada
Hobbies:
Golf and breaking hearts, fishing, fukin, making bishes jealous
Talents:
Heart breaker, firestarter, muse, dancer, multi orgasmic
Perfect Mate:
Vibrator
Perfect Date:
Vibrator
Turn Ons/Offs:
Non tipping demands
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm crazy and I have a nice pair of tits