Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
If you're looking for some kind of profound philosophical bullshit, you have come to the WRONG fucking place.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The words 'fuck' (includes but is not limited to: fucking, fuckingly, fucker, fucked, fuckered, fuckless, fucklessly, fucklessness, fuckish, fuckedish, fuckishness, fucktard, fucktardingly, fucktarded, fucktardedness, fucktardedly, fuckhead, fuckheaded, fuckheadedness, fuckheadedingly, fuckheadedly, fuckbrain, fuckbrained, fuckup, fuckwit, fuckwitted, fuckwittedly, fuckwittingly, fuckhole, fuckweed, fuckable, fuckablity, fuckshit, motherfuck, motherfucking, motherfucker, motherfuckering, motherfuckingly, motherfucked, buttfuck, buttfucker, buttfucked, buttfuckered, buttfucking, buttfuckingly, fuckwad, fuckwadded, fuckwaddedly, fuckoff, fuckhoff, unfuck, unfucking, unfucked, unfuckered, unfuckering, dimfuck, dumbfuck, dumbfucking, dumbfuckingly, fuckball, fuckstick, fucksticked, fucksticking, fuckbert, fuckberta, fuckwort, fuckface, fuckfaced, fuckwipe, fucknugget, brainfuck, fuckbrained, brainfucking, brainfuckingly, brainfucked, mindfuck, mindfucker, mindfucking, mindfuckingly, mindfucked, fuckminded, fuckmindedly, fuckmindingly, fucksniff, assfuck, assfucker, assfucked, assfuckered, assfuckinghole, & ass-fucking-hole), 'you', 'off', 'shit' (includes but is not limited to: shitting, shitty, shitter, shitless, shiteater, shiteating, shitheel, shitfuck, bullshit, bullshitter, bullshitting, horseshit, shitface, shitfaced, shitfacedly, dumbshit, batshit, shitweed, shitwipe, shitrag, apeshit, bugshit, dogshit, cowshit, kingshit, shitball, ratshit, shitlump, shitlip, shitlips, shitlipped, catshit, shitbreath, shitbreathed, shitbug, shitlick, shitlicker, shitlicking, shitworm, shithump, birdshit, shitdick, shittydick, shitkicker, shitkicking, shithead, shitheaded, shitheadedly, shitbox, shitboxed, shitheap, shitheaped, shitsucker, shitsucking, shitwit, shitwitted, shitwittedly, shitwittingly, shitwise, shitboy, dipshit, dipshitted, dipshittedly, dipshittingly, shitsnort, shitsnorter, shitsnorting, shitsniff, shitsniffer, shitsniffing, shitty-two-shoes, & little-goody-two-shits), & 'no'.
Favorite Books:
Pissing in the Snow
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Peel potatoes with a straight razor. Just because its an answer you've never seen before.
Favorite Songs:
There is no music in my world.
Favorite Movies:
Tales of The Green Knight
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Tried to outrun a pissed off 3,600 pound bull.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Clipperton Island
Hobbies:
Carving faces on apples & using a solar oven to make shrunken heads out of them.
Talents:
Getting those little wooden ships out of the glass bottles.
Perfect Mate:
Not looking for one. I don't believe in 'perfect'.
Perfect Date:
Not you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Nevermind.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I don't care so why should you?
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