Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
My version of the meaning of life:
Just do you. Do not worry about the opinions of others. When everything is said and done will they be the reason you didn't make the most out of your path?
It's taken me a while to realize who I am and what I'm about. I make no apologies for my kinks and quirks, and neither should you. If it's between consenting adults then that's all that should matter.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My dog and cat, they are kind of assholes but I love them dearly.
2. I'm a stoner chick so there's those things.
3. My sugar cookie chapstick, I'm a lipgloss whore but this chapstick is incredibly delicious.
4. Headphones and music, sometimes you just gotta turn the music up and tune the world out.
5. You lovely people! Seriously, I have a blast hanging out with everyone and I can't wait to make some friends.
Favorite Books:
I'm an avid reader so I like to spend some quality time with the likes of Ernest Hemingway and Edgar Allen Poe. I'm a bit of a history and political nerd so you'll find a mix of those in my Ibooks library.
Truthfully I've got a pretty eclectic taste when it comes to books, music and movies. You'd be surprised at some of the things in my collections I'm sure.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Wreak havoc when I'm not being supervised But usually I'm actually more of a netflix and chill kind of girl. I'll break out the yoga mat or sit outside and watch the world.
Favorite Songs:
I'm a conundrum in the music department. If you were to look through my iTunes library you'd find....
Die Antwoord, DJ Kaled, JAY-Z, John Legend, Marilyn Manson, The Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, The Who, 2Pac, can never go wrong with Snoop or Dr. Dre, I've got Blues, old school Jazz, techno. Pretty sure some classical and country and pop are on there too.
Favorite Movies:
Again a huge eclectic taste.
Some random ones are Diary of a Nymphomaniac, A Clockwork Orange (I love Stanley Kubrick), Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Savages, Sicario, Dirty Grandpa, James Bond series (I want Idris Elba as the next Bond!)
And anything with Mel Brooks!
I personally like a lot of action or horror.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Well depending on if you ask me this on cam the answer may be different. (A girl can't reveal all of her secrets right?)
What kind of crazy are we talking about? Like the sexy fun kind of crazy, (it involved public sex) or the type of crazy you can check something off your bucket list?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere right now it would be somewhere in the Colorado mountains. I love when it's cold, give me a cabin with the nearest neighbor miles away.
Hobbies:
I enjoy a good smoke out every now and again. I've been trying to get back into yoga and working out at the gym. When the weather permits I love going hiking in the mountains, plus I mean if it's in the middle of no where you can get naked for a bit!
Talents:
I'm a great cook and baker. One of my special talents is being socially awkward at the best possible time. Plus. I have a really dark sarcastic sense of humor so that tends to come out at "inappropriate" times but it makes some people laugh.
I've been told I've got some pretty impressive oral talents but you should come and see that for yourself.
Perfect Mate:
My perfect mate is two fold. Either he is an Alpha in the sense that everything about him makes me want to give myself to him. That type of mate is rare
The other side, someone that submits completely to me along me to push their limits. Male or female it makes no sense.
Perfect Date:
A trip to Lowe's Home Improvement to build do it yourself bondage toys!
I'm into low-key dates like going down to the river to take some pictures. Never underestimate just going for a drive down the highway with no destination planned. Or if you're into the whole dinner and proper date... Let's do dinner and a trip to a bondage club.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Biggest turn on for me would be if you can truly make me laugh. Yeah girls always say a sense of humor, but if you can make me laugh followed by what the fuck.. I'll be smitten in no time.
Be adventurous and open-minded. I like to test boundaries so I need someone that can handle it.
Turn off's: Don't be pushy or controlling.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I think I'm awesome and that should be reason enough. Come get yourself off, talk sports, look at tits it'll be a blast!