Quirky_A
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You never know what you're going to get; because I don't either.
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About Me
Username:
Quirky_A
CamScore:
1171
Gender:
Female
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Age:
74
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Involved
Favorite Food:
Soft clumps of marzipan.
Pets:
A 3-pound chihuahua and two old cats, plus a human.
Automobile:
1991 Honda Civic Si. Yeah!
About Me:
Hi, thanks for visiting little ol' me. Maybe I will take a minute to introduce myself in a verbose fashion.
First off, I am an easily manipulated model with all good intentions of staying clothed but am often suckered into flashing my boobs. Great for you, so-so for me.
I am a humanitarian which also contributes to why I have such a hard time demanding money. I am doing this in the hopes of paying off student debt that's been clinging to me ass like a boa constrictor for the last too many years.
I also need to replace the left ball joint on my car and tackle a possible fuel line issue. I could really care less about material things (except socks, one can never have enough) but I love my creature comforts.
Picture me... stranded on the side of a dark, unpaved road, in the middle of nowhere, after blowing the head gasket on my Civic, wearing nothing but ankle socks and underwear; quivering in the back seat of my car while the coyotes sniff, grunt, and mate at my door handles.
I'm a handful and that's all for free. I will entice, impress, frustrate, and enlighten you. I will make you feel human, alive, and virile; and should you feel that no one in the world likes you, dammit, I will like you! I will make you laugh while you enjoy staring at my facial expressions, naturally white teeth, clear skin, sexy mouth not to mention how darn cute I look in a t-shirt and panties while painting my nails.
Most importantly, you will close the window at the end of the session marvelling at how much better you feel despite the fact that you never saw me fully naked or witnessed me sticking things in my orifices.
First off, I am an easily manipulated model with all good intentions of staying clothed but am often suckered into flashing my boobs. Great for you, so-so for me.
I am a humanitarian which also contributes to why I have such a hard time demanding money. I am doing this in the hopes of paying off student debt that's been clinging to me ass like a boa constrictor for the last too many years.
I also need to replace the left ball joint on my car and tackle a possible fuel line issue. I could really care less about material things (except socks, one can never have enough) but I love my creature comforts.
Picture me... stranded on the side of a dark, unpaved road, in the middle of nowhere, after blowing the head gasket on my Civic, wearing nothing but ankle socks and underwear; quivering in the back seat of my car while the coyotes sniff, grunt, and mate at my door handles.
I'm a handful and that's all for free. I will entice, impress, frustrate, and enlighten you. I will make you feel human, alive, and virile; and should you feel that no one in the world likes you, dammit, I will like you! I will make you laugh while you enjoy staring at my facial expressions, naturally white teeth, clear skin, sexy mouth not to mention how darn cute I look in a t-shirt and panties while painting my nails.
Most importantly, you will close the window at the end of the session marvelling at how much better you feel despite the fact that you never saw me fully naked or witnessed me sticking things in my orifices.
Tags:
brunette, beautiful, smart, sexy, long hair, big boobs, playful, funny, neurotic, pretty face, sensitive, gentle, clothed, sassy, sharp, scrabble
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Love, lip gloss, books, crossword puzzles, Scrabble, Monopoly, McDonald's coffee, my brain, animals, water, proper grammar and spelling.
Favorite Books:
Germinal, Kite Runner, Man's Search for Meaning, A Fine Balance, The World According to Garp, Barney's Version, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Color Purple, Roots, Revolutionary Road, etc.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I find thinking fun, which is a good thing, because I do a lot of it. People watching, reading, vegetating, skiing, aimlessly driving, swimming, cycling, and preening are up there, too. I also find over-analyzing things to the point of near insanity a stimulating extra-curricular activity. No one shares this opinion with me though, especially if it's them I'm over-analyzing.
Favorite Songs:
Visit my room and find out, we listen to vinyl in there.
Favorite Movies:
Anything foreign, indie, freaky, scary, intelligent, documentary, historical, fantastical, epic, pornographic.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
You're looking at it.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd probably be there, right now.
Talents:
I can cursively write backwards.
Perfect Mate:
A cranky, impatient, intelligent, hilarious, kind, passionate and questionably sociopathic sex freak.
Perfect Date:
Someone who can keep up with me.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On: Man armpit. Strong, veiny hands. Demanding. Substance.
Off: Sour-smelling socks. Dirty fingernails. Chapped lips. Emptiness.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I won first place in the 100 m sprint in grade 8.
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edge2k3
One of the most pleasant people I've ever encountered in my life. She was here to make some money for a couple specific expenses and then left - that was 4-5 years ago and I still think about her. I wish she would come back but I don't think she ever will, and that makes me sad.
edge2k3
Friday
duffles407
hey there uhhh i cant ever catch u when ur online any more lol maybe ill get lucky soon but thats what i do every time i log on is check to see if ur on first ur the best 
see u soon..
see u soon..
worldmailme
TO BELIEVE TO BELIEVE To believe is to know that every day is a new beginning. Is to trust that miracles happen, and dreams really do come true. To believe is to see angels dancing among the clouds, To know the wonder of a stardust sky and the wisdom of the man in the moon. To believe is to know the value of a nurturing heart, The innocence of a child's eyes and the beauty of an aging hand, for it is through their teachings we learn to love. To believe is to find the strength and courage that lies within us When it's time to pick up the pieces and begin again. To believe is to know we are not alone, That life is a gift and this is our time to cherish it. To believe is to know that wonderful surprises are just waiting to happen, And all our hopes and dreams are within reach. If only we believe. 
edge2k3
It was nice meeting you tonight. You'll have to share the secrets of your age-defying look. (You must moisturize.) Have a good night! ;-)
Top_Jimi
Just wanted to welcome you...Love your profile answers.See yah around sexy
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Welcome to MFC!! You're very sexy and will do well here. Have FUN!!!