Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
5e Player's Handbook, Board Games, My Pussy, My Pussy-Cat, New Information.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, Enders Game, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainance
Favorite Songs:
AC/DC, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, Queen, Led Zeppelin, Marina and the Diamonds, Maroon 5, Bruno Mars, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Imagine Dragons, Mika, Neon Trees, Three Days Grace, Walk the Moon
Favorite Movies:
Deadpool (Marvel anything), Star Trek, Back to the Future, Star Wars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Mean Girls
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I used to climb 50 feet in the air and do tricks while supporting my own body weight with my raw physical strength. I would also do splits mid-air.... All while dressed as Marty McFly and jamming to "Back in Time" by Huey Lewis and the News...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
... I would be on the Enterprise... Holodeck Two... don't ask what I'd be doing....
Hobbies:
Role Play -- including Dungeons and Dragons; Building Magic decks; Playing board games -- Agricola, Dominion, and 7 Wonders are my fav; Netflix -- definitely Star Trek Next Gen, Supernatural, and Kimmy Schmidt; Playing with Pussy -- on other girl's too :); Exercise -- I used to box and do aerial silks, now I just do pullups naked in my room
Talents:
I'm a lot of pun. Also squirting... a lot... probably too much... I do a lot of laundry.
Perfect Mate:
My perfect mate is a sweet nerdy boy or girl who will play magic with me while we form a 69.
Perfect Date:
My perfect date would be Mexican or Indian food takeout, some board games, and make out snuggle time to a sci-fi/fantasy/superhero movie. Book-ended with enthusiastic sex, of course.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I get really turned on by intelligence. When someone beats me in a game or teaches me something new I get super wet... Good thing I'm a student ;).
I hate when people are mean or treat me like I'm just a dumb pretty girl. I'm a smart pretty girl, duh.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm witty, smart, and straight up me. This isn't some fake girl who tries too hard for the camera kinda room. I'm me. I'm going to crack a bunch of stupid and vulgar jokes, some of which will make you fall out of your chair laughing and some of which will necessitate a face palm. But I'm going to be real. No Makeup. No Filter. No Clothing. #hashtag, that's how that works, right?