Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
hedonism :)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
jokes, stories, orgasms, music, sunscreen
Favorite Books:
Feminist Theory from Margin to Center by bell hooks, Ishmael by Daniel Quinn, A Language Older than Words by Derrick Jensen
What I Like To Do For Fun:
garden, drink beer, plan house projects, thrift-store shop, cook, swim, sew, domestic stuff.... and watch YouPorn while masturbating.
Favorite Songs:
really all sorts, lots of classic country and folk
Favorite Movies:
Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Howle's Moving Castle, Short Bus, Lars and the Real Girl, Like Water for Chocolate
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I had a kid.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in water
Hobbies:
(DIY enthusiast) Fermenting wine, yogurt, sauerkraut, and kombucha; sewing, collage, painting, decorating, organizing, cleaning, listening to audiobooks, and going to the library
Talents:
being chill as fuck, problem solving, imaginative play
Perfect Mate:
sweet, clever, creative, always horny
Perfect Date:
involves wine, pot, and sex. Or a date where you take me to HomeDepot or Hobby Lobby and buy me things. Oh, wait! A perfect date is one in which you just play with my hair for an hour while we dirty talk and then I show you how grateful that I am for the hair playing by sucking your cock or cunt or whatever you want. I can mend your jeans. I have many talents.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Manners and compliments, dirty talk, flirting
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
My bush is fuzzy and orange. Also, I am a complex human being with ideas and aspirations.