Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cats titties and good weed.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my wife, cats, weed, family, sex
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Divergent, In The Realm of Hungry Ghosts by Gabor Mate, Chasing the Scream the first and final days of the war on drugs, In the mind of a serial killer
What I Like To Do For Fun:
So many things! There's too many to list so I'll keep them secret for now and if you want to find out, come chat with me ;)
Favorite Songs:
I'm big into David Bowie. Huuuge fan. I also love listening to Talking Heads, a few other oldie Brit bands, Spice Girls, Metallica, Depeche Mode, Korn, Lady Gaga, Tegan & Sara, Barenaked Ladies
Favorite Movies:
Harry Potter, Divergent, Hunger Games, Inception, How to Train Your Dragon, 2012, Transformers, X-Men series, Wolverine: Weapon X, Moana, Public Enemies, Law-Abiding Citizen, 300, Bridesmaids, Bad Moms, Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 1, Princess Mononoke, My Neighbour Totoro, Saving Private Ryan, The Thin Red Line, Enemy at the Gates, Glory, Armaggedon, Moulin Rouge
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I've done a few crazy things. Ask me about them ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It would be the Isle of Skye
Hobbies:
Knitting, smoking weed, cooking, spanking my wife, sex, reading, writing, watching movies, hitting up the beach, nature walks
Talents:
Sucking tits, making my wife cum. Sex. Phone sex voice.
Perfect Mate:
I have my perfect mate. She has glorious tits, a nice firm and round arse, likes having her hair pulled and enjoys bondage/kink.
Perfect Date:
A perfect date with be going anywhere with water, on a nice sunny day. I live near the ocean so I get to enjoy this 6/12 months of the year. Also being presented with flowers and weed.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My turn ons are women with big tits, fat cocks, men who beg to be humiliated, humiliating men, cum denial, orgasm control, Dominating my wife, chub... so many things. Snuggles also turn me on. Massages. Compliments. Body confidence. My turn offs are bossy men, men who don't know their place, boys who try to Dominate over me. Rude people, ignorance, demanding shit. It's all a turn off. I also don't like racism/ableism/homophobia/body shaming/transphobia/racism. I won't put up with any of that shit and you will be removed from being able to see me. 1 warning.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fun and flirty, easy to chat with. I'm random and can be loud. Either you'll like me or you won't, I don't change myself to suit others.