Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There are 2 secrets to success:
1. Dont tell them everything you know.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. my dogs
2. lipstick
3. sarcasm
4. money
5. naps
Favorite Books:
Stay Sexy and Dont Get Murdered. Grumpy Cat coloring book. How to Make Friends and Influence People.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
offroading with a vibrator, attending sex parties, purchasing *cute* things
Favorite Songs:
Classic Rock, Country, 90's hip hop, Punk, Alternative, Oldies
Favorite Movies:
The Princess Bride. Silver Linings Playbook. Any disney movie.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That one time I got married. And that time I got re-married.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
send me to a tropical island
Hobbies:
Napping. Painting. Scrolling reddit. Posting inspirational quotes on the internet. Going to therapy.
Talents:
Can easily spend $300 at Costco. Your mom will love me. Being nice to assholes.
Perfect Mate:
Dark, rich, long ...... wait, Im talking about chocolate
Perfect Date:
Take the day off work, get in the car and drive to the airport, fly to a foreign country, start a new life.
Turn Ons/Offs:
feed me and tell me Im pretty. Dont be a cheap ass, use the tip menu like a gentleman.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im one in a million.... theres only 1000 of me in China