Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Fuck tomorrow. What matters is what's happening today.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Mental stimulation. Music. Trouble. Black coffee with coconut syrup. Lingerie.
Favorite Books:
Story of O. Long Hard Road out of Hell. Helter Skelter.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Bad things. Good things. Makeup. Fishing. Shows. Porn. Domme work. Watching hella Horror flicks & too much John Waters. Listening to records and hanging out with my action figures. Dance Dance Revolution. Bonfires. Teasing boys. Teasing girls. Prancing around all day in heels for no apparent reason... That sorta thing, lol.
Favorite Songs:
GG ALLIN. Marilyn Manson. Gorillaz. The Cars. Pentagram. Sleep. Scissor Sisters. Gorgoroth. Deicide. Acid King. Corrections House. LOC. Rudimentary Peni. Plasmatics. Front 242. Agent Orange. Misled Citizen. Nekromantix. Torment. David Allan Coe. Tall Boys. Thee Highliners. Brendan Kelly. Damien Rice. Lisa Hannigan. PJ Harvey. Massive Attack. Johnny Rebel. Nine Inch Nails. Combichrist. Aslan Faction. Dulce Liquido. Psyclon 9.
Much more where that came from. Music is my life.
Favorite Movies:
Female Trouble. Pink Flamingos. House by the Cemetary. Near Dark. Trilogy of Terror. Spun. Cook County. Trainspotting. Star Wars. Tales From the Crypt. Made in Sheffield. Such Hawks Such Hounds. Dr. Caligari (1989). Last Days Here. Child's Play. Suspiria. Profondo Rosso. Evil Dead. Rocky Horror. Ghoulies. Demoni. Big Lebowski. Trading Spaces. Beverly Hills Ninja. Planes Trains & Automobiles. Milo & Otis.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Oh, please do go ahead and ask... There's quite a few and the list keeps growing.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Austrailia.
Hobbies:
I'm really good at being awesome, haven't you heard? ;)
Talents:
I can make my tongue do the hula. My left thumb bends completely backwards. My knees are also backwards and I can sit like a frog. Ribbit.
Perfect Mate:
...I have hybristophilia. Take that.
Perfect Date:
Pepperoni and Jalapenos on a hash driveway in a Rickymobile.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I hate man buns. Please don't message me if you have a man bun. Thank you.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
In addition to the services I lovingly provide - I'm a real motherfucker and genuinely love my work. You can tell me your strangest, most taboo desires, and I will never judge you - only egg you on to go after 'em!! Don't be shy!