Saintkatelyn
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Username:
Saintkatelyn
CamScore:
637
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
120 pounds
Height:
65 inches
Age:
35
City:
los angeles
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Party
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
art/dance
School:
cali
Favorite Food:
sausage and cream pie
Pets:
snake, 4 black cats(same litter)
Automobile:
rebuilt blue suv.i store my stripper pole in the trunk (im serious)
About Me:
SCHEDULE: every day, 3pm-6pm central time I will be hopping on and off to say hello!
Hi there, Space Cowboy! Thanks for taking the time to read this! My name is Katelyn, I am a 30yo, American, mellow hippie stripper (who looks like the girl next door!)
with no tattoos who never wears makeup. Im a free spirited weirdo dork with a mind for science and engineering as well as programming(yes, Im a data whore, but not a real whore) I have NEVER done porn (only masturbation videos)
Im really good at writing, bad at dancing, but if you're nerdy message me! I've been looking for a smart, kind boyfriend!
Im originally from the midwest, but I worked in strip clubs and online for YEARS, and love hanging out in chat rooms. Im the weirdo who has online boyfriends but is a loner in real life. I want to show you the real me, the real Kate! We don't need lies because I don't like them just as I don't like rude or bossy people, I don't like selfish boys full of words and no action!
I enjoy teasing and seducing men with my cuteness and make them go silly while I fulfill all their fantasies. I love meeting new people in my room, but please remember this is also my income.
As much as I enjoy the company of respectful and kind men, I cant give everyone my personal attention all the time. Thank you, the men in my life who make my dreams possible!
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
helping others, sharing love, and contentment and peace
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my cats, my family, my online friends, the outdoors, music
Favorite Books:
Books I like: ray dalio, principlesUpton Sinclar, the jungle, the grapes of wrath, anything by Edgar Allen poe, code by Charles petzold, PIKAL Alexander and Ann shulgin, the time paradox, Philip zimbardo and John Boyd, letters from a nut by ted l Nancy, Lullaby (and a few others...and Ive been to a live reading before)by Chuck Palahniuk
Favorite Authors/Artists/Groups/Fictional Characters: Richard Dawkins, Alexander Shulgin, Neil Gaiman, Chris Ware, Will Eisner, osamu tezuka, Alan Moore, Art Spiegelman, Marjane Satrapi, PEWDIEPIE,HOT ONES/FIRSTWEFEAST, the Eric Andre show! Hannibal Buress, Sam Harris, Jacques the stripper, stormy Daniels, freakazoid, the animaniacs, Chuck Palahniuk
What I Like To Do For Fun:
TIP MENU
Boob wiggle/happy dance, friend forever 1
Gentle hug 27
smoke weed 111
If you like nerdy girls like me 31
Flash boobs OR butt 69
Flash boobs AND butt for 10 min 444
Flash pussy 70
Spank me 20 (or spank you)
JOI start 56
eat a banana/fruit in a sexual way 222
Watch your cam+cock rate(if you want) 99
Heels ON (you get to choose!) 100
tickle my....(you pick) I'm super ticklish! go easy on me! 21
Shoes/socks off/feet flash/dirty talk 50 ( just tip 50 tks every now n then)
Change outfit 149
hump stuffed animal 323
Choose song 30
Flip you off 33
do the splits/stretch/yoga 10 min 97
Instacum show (10min) 999
Pole dance on cam for 30 min 1111
(NO SHORTER SKYPE OPTIONS, if you dont need all the time, consider the rest a tip as a gentleman. OR we can talk about discounts DURING THE PAID CHAT, ONCE YOU HAVE PAID. TK or onlyfans tip ONLY)
Skype 1/2 hour 2500 (or $125 onlyfans tip)
Skype 1 hour 4000 (or $200 onlyfans tip)
Panties (includes shipping) 1800
A cute, inked and colored drawing OR felt plushie (includes shipping) 1800
amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/33GW0OMN6QJC9?ref_=wl_share
NO GIFTS IN EXCHANGE FOR SERVICES
Privates/skype/etc please check my website www.saintkatelyn.com if you cannot use token, find another method on a sister website, I do not have time to answer payment questions when you have to be a smart boy to date me anyway, you will find a way to show your love!
Rules: please use tk to pm, request, etc. If youre asking me something, its probably already in my bio on my website or in my bio here, so do some investigation so I dont spend all day copy/pasting links to you! I want you to see me, but I try to make it as easy as possible to know when Im online!
Favorite Songs:
Favorite music artists!!! modest mouse, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, system of a down, cake, Mr oizo, Basement jaxx, Modest mouse, Tame impala, Infected mushroom, Plaid, Queens of the Stone Age, Ratatat, Vince staples, Kali uchis , Radiohead, Portishead, Dj Shadow, Gorillaz, BjorkI love FRENCH HOUSE, TECHNO, TRANCE, FOLK ROCK, ALT ROCK, and a bit of everything else! Creedence clearwater revival, Pink Floyd, Sullivan King, Dethklok (seen him live 2x) Led Zeppelin, Gorillaz, lots of EDM artists, supertramp, phantogram, sublime, tool, nine inch nails, korn (seen em live)
Favorite Movies:
ANIME I LIKE: cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, outlaw star, tenchi muyo, dragon ball (NOT Z), aggrestuko, sailor moon, outlaw star, trigun, Akira, Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind, Darwins game
Movies: anything Quintin Tarantino, horror, comedy.favorites are Heavy Metal, Fantastic Planet, Rubber, Synechede
Hobbies:
favorite things: my 4 black cats, katamari damacy, honesty, weed, freedom, sausage, hiking, pole dancing, computers, being honest, meditating, video editing, learning, making money in my sleep, coding, reading books, going to the library, swimming, pit bulls, my 18 year old pueblan milk snake named Slim Jim, being alone, engineering, drawing, filming myself on a stripper pole in the desert, going on adventures, dance dance revolution, writing my book of stripper stories, speaking in Japanese or dutch randomly, hiking to hot springs, vampire: bloodlines (both video game and board game/rpg), magic mushrooms, my glasses, my natural beauty, microdosing, spicy thai food (or really most spicy foods), lemonade stand (old internet game), sewing my own clothes and art, creating my own films, and being a loner. And I like chocolate much more than sugar sweets!
Talents:
lots of stuff. obviously.
Perfect Mate:
nerdy, aloof, silly, fun, smart, honest, loyal
Perfect Date:
he offers me a nice coffee date and we take a walk in the park and talk about chemistry and physics
Turn Ons/Offs:
off: alcohol, hard drugs, demanding people on: many things, ask me! I think many are sweet!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I could be your lifelong friend :)
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ShowMeGuy
Give her a generous tip, and then send her a private message. She is smart, funny, and seems to genuinely enjoying messaging with her admirers. But tip first!
ShowMeGuy
Beautiful, articulate, nerdy, fun young woman who is great company. And she is an eye-full. I mentioned that, right?
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GaryG930
welcome to mfc gorgeous
Nakedjohn82sg
Hi love , let me be the one here to give sweet kisses to you all over your body specially the tender parts, welcome to MFC, you are a truly lovely beautiful sexy girl I hope you enjoy mfc and all always treat you well. I also hope that you achieve all you desire not just here but in anything you do and your life is always full of love, joy and happiness. Good luck to you Rated and admired you. Add me as your friend, I would be pleased if you would write to me on my profile page wall too