Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Are you kidding? This is a camgirl site. The meaning of life is for you to toss virtual reality coins at me while I play with my titties.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Coca-cola, marijuana, music, my cat, stand-up comedy.
Favorite Books:
Anything by Haruki Murakami, Sylvia Plath, and David Sedaris. Occasional Chuck Palahniuk reader but not too into his schtick. Many other favorites, but not going to list each individual author.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Anything that is fun, enhanced by the smoking of le ganja.
Favorite Songs:
http://last.fm/user/elvisdepressley Check that. I am all about music. Indie, "classic rock", reggae, original punk, ska, free jazz, new wave, original rock 'n' roll, folk, classical, and on and on and on...
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold & Maude, The Graduate
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I let some guy pour green Nickelodeon slime over my head while I was clothed, in the shower, for sixty bucks. Because hey why not.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be high as giraffe pussy, sucking off one of my favorite [male] musicians poolside. Idk.
Hobbies:
Smoking tree. Hanging out. Watching cartoons. Enjoying stand-up comedy. Listening to vinyl records. Being generally useless but occasionally good for a joke. Admiring my titties.
Talents:
Non-sexual: hula-hooping, guitar, visual art.
Sexual: blowjobs, squirting, and more blowjobs. I love giving blowjobs.
Perfect Mate:
Would smoke tree every day, be very into music, dark-haired, bearded, would treat me like sapphires (my birthstone) and/or other semi-precious gemstones. Would have a good/skewed/a little off kind of sense of humor. Would want to show me off.
Perfect Date:
Tree, beer, Netflix&chill, music.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons: giving head, a dude biting my neck (without leaving marks), getting fucked haaard, getting my nipples sucked on and played with (even bitten), getting eaten out after I've already been fucked, being filmed while giving a blowjob, the fantasy of being with more than one man at the same time.
Are these supposed to be sexual turn-ons?
Turn-offs: when guys demand or act like they inherently, immediately deserve what they are being privileged enough to be given--images of my naked body. Like, no. I will show you what I want to show you and you can choose to reward me with dem monies or not. I am very submissive and exploratory though. Some guy got me to suck my toes for him last night on Chat Roulette. Shrug.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Sexual best reason: I will most likely do anything you want to see.
Other best reason: I'm kind of funny sometimes I guess maybe.