Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'm too lazy to think.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex, coffee, cigarettes, sweets, sushi, money
Favorite Books:
The Bible, 50 Shades of Grey
What I Like To Do For Fun:
wank folaimetator
Favorite Songs:
Meloman
Favorite Movies:
Van Helsing
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Fucking on the roof of the 9th floor
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
in the Maldives
Hobbies:
crochet
Talents:
crochet
Perfect Mate:
crocheted
Perfect Date:
When Putin dies
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'll crochet your penis for you