Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Tantric sex.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Family. Sex. Food. Beer. Sex.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Zoos, museums, and theme parks, oh my!
Favorite Movies:
The Godfather. Period.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Hahahaha. Law enforcement *does* have access to the internet, you know.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Too many places to chose.... Paris, France; St. Petersburg, Russia; Split, Croatia, at sea on a large vessel with much wine and many sexy people; Galway, Ireland; Dublin, Ireland; Ka'anapali Beach, Maui, Hawaii, USA; Papete, Tahiti; cozy in my bed; cumming hard on MFC thinking of you.
Hobbies:
Travel, writing, reading, camping, hiking, meeting new people, wine and beer tasting, and yes, sewing, quilting, cooking, cleaning and lots of butt wiping. I have two toddlers. Oy.
Talents:
I can stand upside down, balanced on one finger whilst performing fellatio, intercourse and preparing a four-course meal.
Perfect Mate:
Check.
Perfect Date:
Ugh.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Be an ass and you'll turn me off. Don't be stupid and I won't laugh at you. Maybe. Ok, I'll laugh but it will be with you. Most of the time. ;)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
because I'm ME and I'm just plain fabulous, funny and love to fuck!
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