Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There is no meaning other than that we give to it ourselves. For me, I want life to be one long joke and I want to give it a killer punchline.
Favorite Books:
You Can't Win - Jack Black (not the actor)
Looking For Alaska - John Green (I think I just happened to read this at the exact best/worst time)
The Man Who Loved Only Numbers - Paul Hoffman (It's a book on mathematician Paul Erdos, he was a funny lil guy)
Ruby Holler - Sharon Creech (old kids book)
Catch-22 - Joseph Heller
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man - James Joyce
The Five People You Meet in Heaven - Mitch Albom
Be Here Now - Ram Dass
Favorite Songs:
Pop-punk
Shoegaze
Folk-punk
Alternative
Midwest Emo
Anyone from Rhymesayers Entertainment
Grunge folk
Folk/americana
Bluegrass
Dubstep/ house
Current Fave Band(s): Turnover, The Wonder Years, K. Flay
Favorite Movies:
Sleeping With Other People (Romcom, but with Hangover humor)
The Man Who Knew Infinity (about mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan)
Devil Wears Prada (Chick flick)
Hangover (the first)
Step Brothers (ok, everything with Will Ferrell)
Waterboy
Soul (that Pixar one)
Lord of the Rings (Trilogy)
Hobbies:
Tattooing (I have a tattoo machine & poor impulse control)
Guitar / ukulele
Learning new math (I cried once when I realized I'd never be able to learn it all)
New experiences (I live the role of a "yes man")
Video games - current obsession is Fortnite <3
Talents:
Can play Cotton Eyed Joe on the pen
Is pretty bendy
Headstands!
Some guitar (:
No g a g relex
Good at making awkward situations more awkward
Math <3
Perfect Mate:
Tattoos and piercings and shaggy hair and wicked eyes and he's smart and open-minded and is absolutely obsessed with me and wants to show me off to the world and get lost with me and explore with me. I like some balance for my impulsive, chaotic nature too <3
Perfect Date:
Get a matching tattoo of nothing special, go to the bookstore, go thrifting, lots of sex, maybe even a walk to somewhere and sex there, ooh tapas! I love tapas! Uhm OR also just chilling in bed in cute pjs playing videogames, toking, etc.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: hot voices, nice arms, tattoos, piercings, calling him daddy, being called a good girl, praise kink, slut kink, free use, etc. Honestly I'm turned on by most things
Turn offs: trying to make me jealous :(