Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cheez Whiz is not really cheese
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Ritz, Triscuits, Wheat Thins...oh, wait a minute
Favorite Books:
101 fun things to do with rennet
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Limbo dancing under a flaming bar
Favorite Songs:
Cheesy Pop
Favorite Movies:
The Cheese and I
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I went to a fondue party with out knowing what went on at those gatherings
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be the 'Big Cheese'
Hobbies:
Staying clear of open flames and broilers
Talents:
BBQ - I can smoke a mean brisket
Perfect Mate:
Must like cheese
Perfect Date:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine...and me!
Turn Ons/Offs:
A nice waxy complexion
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I be duh cheesiest!