Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Natures way of keeping tits and ass from rotting
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Phosphorus, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Iron, Calcium
Favorite Books:
The Knob in the Sock by Dr. Seuss
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Make owls throw stuff, I freaking said owls like 5 times already
Favorite Songs:
AC/DC
Favorite Movies:
Rubber
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Hear voices
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On a Harley Davidson on fire, backwards, hurtling through the gates of hell being shot at by two jealous husbands of the chicks currently on my bike
Hobbies:
I train owls to throw biscuits at peoples knees at an Olympic level
Talents:
Ballistic Owl Trainer
Perfect Mate:
2 lapped surfaces
Perfect Date:
6/9/1969
Turn Ons/Offs:
MOSFETS
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You die last