Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Smoke weed err'y day.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Booze
2. Vibrators
3. Booze
4. Money
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST 5. Booze
Favorite Books:
Fuck you I'm dyslexic
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See "Hobbies"
Favorite Songs:
R. Kelly
Favorite Movies:
Blazing Saddle, Borat. Boyz in da Hood
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This one time I peed on a 13-year-old girl from stage during a concert I was playing. Then her mom sued me. But now I've opened a school for girls in Brazil where I teach Music and sex education.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Not Nebraska.
Hobbies:
Fucking bitches / Getting money
Talents:
Creating erections
Perfect Mate:
Hank... with his kale-like chest hair...
Perfect Date:
R. Kelly concert
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Not stealing my money
Offs: Having me bail you out of jail and then running off and never paying me back YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump n' grind