Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cocks.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Gatorade.
Companionship.
Kinky sex.
Laughter.
A machete.
Favorite Books:
Mostly historical non-fiction.
Devil in the White City, Sin in the Second City, The Last Madam, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo series, East of Eden, Lolita, The Collector, Nine Lives, Me Talk Pretty One Day.
Karen Abbott, Erik Larson, David Sedaris,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Scuba diving in hot springs under the midnight sun.
Favorite Songs:
Ambulance LTD, Interpol, Rebirth Brass Band, Ted Leo + the Pharmacists, Nirvana, Guns N' Roses, Revolting Cocks, Ministry, Metric, Depeche Mode, Trespassers William, Belle & Sebastian, Doves, Ben Folds (+/- Five), Starlite Desperation, Louis Prima, Placebo
Favorite Movies:
Django Unchained, Goodfellas, The Big Lebowski, Ghost World, American Psycho, Dirty Work, Casino, Turn Me On Goddamit!, A Love Song for Bobby Long, Pulp Fiction, Amelie, Gangs of New York
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex in a jail cell.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Iceland or Hawaii.
Hobbies:
Legos, traveling, and going on adventures.
Talents:
Getting undressed really fast while keeping my heels on.
Perfect Mate:
He has a similar sense of humor, a sex drive that rivals mine, lots of ambition, and can make me laugh. Preferably a scientist, doctor, or engineer of some sort. Music and movie nerd. Someone that reads.
Perfect Date:
Thai food.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Confidence, nerdiness, intelligence, kink.
Offs: Rudeness, American cars, text shorthand, genericness.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am a laugh riot.